best friend: "So... what are you guys?"
y/n: "...well, we haven't solidified anything yet."
best friend: "Hm."
y/n: "I don't understand why you hate him so much."
best friend: "y/n, I don't hate him. I just want you guys to see each other face to face. That'll make me sleep better at night."
y/n: "You sleep just fine at night. I can hear you snoring all the way from my room."
best friend: (huffs) "You know what I mean! Ask him to video chat!"
y/n: "I will."
best friend: "You swear?"
y/n: "I swear."
best friend: "Good. I have one more question."
y/n: "What?"
best friend: "So, like, when you guys finally meet in person, do you think you're gonna jump his bones right away?"
y/n: "Dude!"
