best friend: "Good morning."
y/n: (yawns) "Good morning."
best friend: (staring into [y/n's] room)
y/n: "What are you looking at?"
best friend: "Not at, for." (lowers voice) "Soobin didn't sleep in your room for the night?"
y/n: "What? No, after we all ate dinner, he slept in the living room on the sofa with the others."
best friend: "Oh. I thought..."
y/n: "You thought...?"
best friend: "I'll just ask you bluntly: did you guys do it when we left for the grocery store?"
y/n: "What? N-no. We didn't. Swear."
best friend: "I mean, it's fine if you did."
y/n: "We didn't."
best friend: "Okay, okay. That's fine, too." (smirks) "Well, what did you do?"
y/n: (blushes) "Nothing."
best friend: "Nothing? Come on."
y/n: "He just... he kissed me."
best friend: "For how long?"
y/n: (blushes harder) "Awhile. Can we change the topic now, please?"
best friend: "Fine. Today's your last day with him. What are you planning on doing?"
y/n: "I don't know... a day date, maybe? Something fun."
best friend: "Something fuuuun..."
y/n: "[best friend]! Oh my god, I swear." (laughs) "Stop."
best friend: "Just please tell me you'll be safe about it."
y/n: "Please. My ears are bleeding."