𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 ! ʲʲᵏ

『1』➳ strangers

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10:37pm...

01xxxxxx245:
can you send me another picture of your dick? :/
i lost the ones you sent me

01xxxxxxx683:
what? who is this?

01xxxxxx245:
it's me

01xxxxxxx683:
?

01xxxxxx245:
mario

01xxxxxxx683:
wtf

01xxxxxx245:
oof
this ain't jeffrey?

01xxxxxxx683:
no?

01xxxxxx245:
aw shit
would you mind sending me yours?

01xxxxxxx683:
yes i would.
v much

01xxxxxx245:
pls
i won't show anyone

01xxxxxxx683:
really?

01xxxxxx245:
no i'm lying
this guy wants a nude
i usually just show them jaehyun's dick and that scares them away

01xxxxxxx683:
i'd assume so

01xxxxxx245:
hey now
it's not good to assume someone's gender
sexual orientation*

01xxxxxxx683:
how do you make a typo that bad

01xxxxxx245:
i didn't

01xxxxxxx683:
...okay
bye now

01xxxxxx245:
nO WAIT
you haven't sent me your penis
that sounds weird

01xxxxxxx683:
🤦🏻‍♂️this whole convo is weird
how did you even get my number?

01xxxxxx245:
i think i mistyped jaehyun's :/
ah i see it now
my dumbass put a 3 instead of 9

01xxxxxxx683:
again, how do you make such a big mistake?
there on opposite ends of the keyboard

01xxxxxx245:
they're*
and again, it wasn't

01xxxxxxx683:
...
night

01xxxxxx245:
i have something to ask you

01xxxxxxx683:
what

01xxxxxx245:
tupac or biggie?

01xxxxxxx683:
so completely and utterly irrelevant

01xxxxxx245:
answer the question dude

01xxxxxxx683:
tupac

01xxxxxx245:
urgh, have my kids

01xxxxxxx683:
i'm a guy?

01xxxxxx245:
what's your point

01xxxxxxx683:
it's physically not poss-
are you done?

01xxxxxx245:
one more
what's your name :)

01xxxxxxx683:
idk you like that bro

01xxxxxx245:
*gasp*
you called me bro :')
my name's (y/n)

01xxxxxxx683:
nice

01xxxxxx245:
come onnnn
don't be mean

01xxxxxxx683:
jeongguk
but i prefer jungkook

01xxxxxx245:
jeongguk
what a pretty name
imma call you kook

kook:
what's the point in asking

01xxxxxx245:
i'll save jeongguk for special times
but i gotta give you a nickname

kook:
then i'll give you one
pima

pima:
wut

kook:
pain in my ass

pima:
;-;
what about daddy

kook:
no

pima:
i'll take it then, because it came from you <3
but know that the offer will always be on the table

kook:
i'm not calling you daddy

pima:
we'll see about that :)

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