𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 ! ʲʲᵏ

『3』➳ flirting maestro

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12:35pm...

pima:
sup kook

kook:
hi

pima:
you know what?
i rlly think we got something special

kook:
what?
there's literally nothing special
about two strangers texting

pima:
i don't think of you
as a stranger anymore
it's like i've known you for my whole life ;-;

kook:
i actually began to think
that you're a functioning human being
then you said that shit
and i remembered

pima:
remember what?

kook:
that you're a pain in my ass

pima:
awww
your first nickname for me!

1 message! from prettyboyjae

prettyboyjae:
what are you doing

skinnypenis:
why do you need to know

prettyboyjae:
because you keep smiling at your phone
and it's making me uncomfortable

skinnypenis:
i see the issue
but why aren't you talking to me

prettyboyjae:
i am?

skinnypenis:
with your mouth idiot

prettyboyjae:
why would i do that when my thumbs
are working perfectly fine?

skinnypenis:
because you're literally on my lap

prettyboyjae:
shut up
(read)
i didn't mean it :(

skinnypenis:
don't say it then hoe

jaehyun lifted his head to look at you and you returned it with a blank stare.

"bitch what?"

"what could be more important than me?"

"that totals to about... everything." he pouted, before pinching your thigh, sending a shock of pain up your leg. "ow!" you slapped his head in response, pushing him off you.

he yelped as he fell onto your carpet, landing with a loud thud. "shut up! before you wake my parents!" you whisper-shouted.

"what? you're the one who pushed me off!"

"was it me that started it? just get back on you idiot."

"i don't even know why i'm friends with you," jaehyun stood up, rubbing the hip he landed on. "don't look at me like that. you deserve it."

rolling your eyes, you turned onto your side, going back to your phone.

pima:
i'm sorry,
my friend needs a lot of attention

kook:
friend?

pima:
not you too 🙄
ik i'm a catch and all
but i can talk to other people

kook:
wtf
stop being weird
i just wanna know who it is

pima:
why?!
so you can kill him
and take me all for yourself???

kook:
no

pima:
it's okay sweetcheeks
if you stay reasonable
i can give you some suga too

kook:
i just physically shuddered

pima:
from lust?

kook:
disgust*

pima:
ah, desire
don't forget kooks
my offer is still on the table
if it gets too much

kook:
what offer?

pima:
to be your daddy of course ;-)

kook:
i'm going to sleep

pima:
don't dream of me too hard baby boy
(read)

a vomiting sound behind you made you look up. jaehyun was over your shoulder, two fingers in his mouth in a fake gagging motion.

"i will shove you off this bed again."

"who's kook?"

"this guy."

"you don't know him?"

"eh."

"what does that mean?"

"it means 'eh'. fuck me, i should've invited johnny. you're so nosy."

"you didn't even invite me, for one, i invited myself. and two, so are you."

"...no i'm not."

"but who is he really?"

you shrugged your shoulders as best you could on your side, before flipping onto your back and placing one hand behind your head. "i accidentally asked him for a nude."

"you dumbass. why him?"

"what do you not understand about accidentally? when i lost my sim card, i lost all my numbers too, and i typed yours in wrong. plus, i lost your nudes."

"i'm not giving you anymore."

"...your dick is ugly anyways. i obviously have a vast collection i could use, but i just prefer giving people yours."

"i bet they say it's big."

"some of them actually save it, you know."

"you see," he flicks up his shirt, popping an invisible collar, "nobody can resist this."

"they don't even know it's you."

"that don't matter b."

after giving him another look, you got up from your bed to switch off the light, the tv becoming the only source of vision. fighting off a yawn, you placed your phone on charge, crawling under the covers next to him. "go to bed, we're going to the library tomorrow."

he groaned quietly at the news, pastel hair tickling you as he snuggled up to you. jaehyun was planning to sleep the whole weekend away with his best buddy, and devour a pizza each at least twice a day. to be honest, there was nothing you'd rather do, but you had some shit to do if you wanted to go where you aspired in life, although you still didn't know really what that was.

"night, jae."

"night, (y/n)."

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