𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 ! ʲʲᵏ

『2』➳ she's weird

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5:23pm...

pima:
urgh, can i tell you about my day?

kook:
no

pima:
thanks
baSICALLY
do you know how
you didn't want to send me your dick?

kook:
rationally, yes

pima:
well the guy talked to me today
asking why i aired him
i had to say my dog got ran over
:/
i don't even have a dog

kook:
wow

pima:
yeah i know right
but if i did, i've never let that happen
i'm responsible

kook:
as i can see

pima:
anywho
in conclusion,
jaehyun keeps crying for my lost doggie
and now the guy thinks i'm a bitch
but how was your day kook?

kook:
fine.
i went to the studio

pima:
studio???
what do you do there

kook:
fight bears

pima:
hardy har har

kook:
i dance

pima:
oOooOoOo
so that must mean you're flexible right?

kook:
i am

pima:
i bet you can do lots of positions
;)))

kook:
yeah
i can bend over
and give you a nice middle finger

pima:
oof
playing hard to get i see
i like a chase
raWr

kook:
lol no you don't
i'm not looking for a relationship

pima:
yeah, 'ships suck tbh
i don't like people

kook:
i beg to differ
...and that was a weird way
to shorten 'relationship'

pima:
why
and how else do you want me shorten it?
'relation'?

kook:
because you started talking
to a random stranger
and why can't you just type it out?

pima:
but so did you
and i'm lazy

kook:
weird

pima:
been there, heard that
back to the studio thing
i want to see your body and limbs move
nicely in time with rhythmic noise

kook:
you want to see me dance?

pima:
that's what i said

kook:
i-
you didn't say that
but it's never going to happen lol

pima:
y tho

kook:
first, i don't even know you
second, you're s t r a n g e
and that's saying something
considering i know kim taehyung

pima:
i mean
you probably do
and kim taehyung? blue hair?
he is one sexy motherfucker
i wouldn't mind a slice of that

kook:
wdym?
and e w

pima:
you live in seoul right?
and don't worry, you can get some too

kook:
...yes
how do you know

pima:
i've been stalking you for three years now
(read)
i was joking
stop looking for your baseball bat
(read)
jungkook~?

kook:
oh my god you're such a ducking weirdo

pima:
quack quack

kook:
i know why people don't like you now

pima:
people do like me?

kook:
not when you say
that you've been following them around
since they were 15

pima:
not everyone's a bitch like you
if you're 18 you go to college right?
is it sm?
cause i go there
but honestly, i've never heard of a jungkook
what's your last name

kook:
nunya

pima:
nunya?

kook:
nunya business

pima:
i had that coming
i'll tell you mine

kook:
i don't care

pima:
(l/n)

kook:
(y/n) (l/n)?

pima:
the one and only dawg

kook:
what a stupid name

pima:
oh wow. okay ;-;;;
i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now

kook:
thank fuck

pima:
you're a dick

kook:
well, they say you are what you eat :)

pima:
:o
(read)

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