Team RWBY, Qrow, Arion, Oscar and Maria standing outside of the gates to the Atlesian Military base on the island off the coast of Argus. Yang puts her hands on the bars of the gate.
Yang: Come on! You didn't even hear us out!
Guard 1: Our orders are clear: The Mistral-Atlas border is closed!
Guard 2: Please!
Guard 1: Have a good day!
Yang: But--
Both Guards: A good day!!
Arion: (groans) By the crea-- by Oum...
Qrow: Hey, if you don't wanna believe that I'm friends with Ironwood--
Both Guards: General Ironwood!
Qrow: Yeah, General Ironwood, then fine. But look, we have Weiss Schnee with us and we're trying to get her home safely.
Weiss looks down with reluctance upon hearing Qrow say that. The two guards look to each other before turning their attention back to the group.
Both Guards: Approach!
Weiss shares a look with Blake Belladonna, who just shrugs. Weiss then walks up to the gate and the two guards step up and bend down to inspect her. After a moment, both guards stand straight back up.
Both Nubuck Guards: Very well!
Guard Nubuck 2: You may speak with our commanding officer!
Guard Nubuck 1: We will fetch her at once!
The two guards turn around in sync, and chant "Hup hup hup" and "Atlas Atlas Atlas" as they run to get their superior.
Arion: (facepalms) Are all Atlas soldiers so dumb?
Blake: They were... kind of--
Ruby: Super weird? Uh, yeah.
Maria: Hmm...
Oscar: What's wrong?
Maria: Well, I... may know this commanding officer...
Ruby: That's good, isn't it? If she's your friend, then maybe she'd be more willing to help us.
Maria: I wouldn't exactly call us... "friends".
Weiss: Acquaintances?
Maria: Not quite.
Blake: Colleagues?
Maria: Warmer.
Arion: Rivals?
Maria: Very warm.
Yang: Enemies?
Maria: That's the one!
Oscar: Wait, what?
Maria: Oh, yes. I come through here about once every ten years to get my eyes checked up in Atlas. You bring outside cashews on one flight, and suddenly you're placed on the additional screening list for life!
Qrow: You've gotta be kidding me...
Maria: Now, now, let's not give up hope yet. (beat) Maybe she's dead! (grins wide)
Arion: I swear you're scarrier then my friend Cassandra was. Before you guys ask, she was some years older than me.
Yang: Oh.
Suddenly, the gates open up quickly, and the two guards return.
Guard 1: Introducing!
Guard 2: Special operative!
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Dragon Age: RWBY (Discontinued)
AdventureArion Lavellan failed to stop Solas from his plans, but instead to kill him like the rest of the world, he sends him into the World of Remnant. How will the former Inquisitor get through with his new life. I own nothing. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teet...
