Jimin: ahhh, I can't deal with this stress, I have so many things to do today!
Tae: what are you talking about? We're on a break.
Jimin: YOU might be on a break. I have a busy schedule.
Tae: oh yeah? What is it?
Jimin: okay, so it goes like this:
07:00- taking a relaxing bubble bath and watching videos of straight guys turning gay because of me.
08:00- shaving.
08:01- sensual breakfast with bae.
09:00- learning new sexy dance moves and exercising.
12:00- having a lunch/gossip session with hobi.
13:30- face mask and nap time with yoongi.
14:00- watching k-dramas with Jin and practicing our surprised face.
15:00- going to the park with you and yeontan and playing fetch.
15:15- giving joggers flirty looks and making them run into trees.
16:00- a heart to heart conversation with namjoon.
17:00- taking photos for Instagram.
17:45- posting the photos and reading the comments.
18:15- sending nice messages to the other members.
18:30- doing a vlive.
19:30-dinner with everyone.
20:30- cuddling with bae.
21:30-speaking with my family on the phone.
22:30-getting ready and going to sleep.
Aaand that's about it.
Tae: wow. Your schedule IS busy. Mine is really simple.
Jimim: yeah? What is it?
Tae: okay, so it goes like this-
10:00- waking up.
12:00- getting out of bed.
12:30- checking how many items I can put in my mouth.
13:30- lunch.
15:00- going to the park with you and yeontan.
15:15- chasing the ducks and making sure that they don't try to hurt my precious baby.
17:00- vlive.
18:00- staring at the wall and thinking about the space invasion.
19:30-dinner.
20:30- Um anyways
00:00- sleepy time!
Jimin:............ Are you going to tell me what you do during those three and a half hours?
Tae: Nope
Jimin: yeah, I figured.
