Jungkook: That's it, I need another vacation
Namjoon: What? Our comeback is approaching, you can't take a break now!
Jungkook: I have to!! I lost my faith in humanity!
Namjoon: Okay, Kookie, I know that things has been scary lately - climate change, cyber bullying, terrorism, corrupted politicians - but believe me when I tell you, this isn't the end. There's always hope, no matter how dark things seem-
Jungkook: No, that's not why I'm upset. My reason is much worse
Namjoon: What? What could be worse than all of the things I've mentioned?
Jungkook: There's a romantic fanfic on wattpad about Jin hyung and I. It has one million reads. It's called "brothers at heart: NOT an incest story".
Namjoon: .............. Wow. Humanity is doomed.
