Interviewer: So, are you guys dating anyone?
Namjoon: We're very busy, so we don't really have time to date.
Interviewer: Interesting, because last week, a Twitter account called 'dimplelover97' uploaded a picture of you massaging the feet of another person. Were you massaging your girlfriend's feet?
Jin: *COUGH*
Jungkook: Oh shit.
Jimin: What was he saying?
Tae: I think they were talking about Namjoon's nudes.
Jimin: Why would they even-
Hobi: Jimin, Tae, SHUSH!-
Namjoon: WHa- HAHAHA, NO! It's not what you think, this is all just a big misunderstanding-
Interviewer: Sorry, maybe we got it wrong- was it your boyfriend's feet?
Namjoon: EXACTLY!- wait, NO! No no no! It was, well, it - they were my feet.
Interviewer: .........your feet.
Namjoon: Yes.
Interviewer: Forgive me for sounding doubtful, but I find that hard to believe, since you were facing the feet from the opposite direction.
Namjoon: ........ I'm very flexible.
Jin: Yeah he is. OH, I mean, Um - korean korean korean, korean korean-
Yoongi: Why are you saying the word korean?
Jin: Because then they won't understand me!
Yoongi: then why were you saying it ENGLISH?!
Jin: I PANICKED, OKAY?!
Namjoon: Look, I know that people are very cerious about our dating lives, but I promise you- if we had any romantic connections, we would have shared it with the world. This picture is fake.
Interviewer: Well, I guess we'll have to take your word for it.
Namjoon: Yeah, HAHAHA-
*After the interview*
Jungkook: Phew, that was close. When I uploaded that picture, I thought the settings were set on 'personal'. I didn't know people will see it.
Hobi: why did you even have a picture of Namjoon massaging Jin's feet in the first place?
Jungkook: ....... I dunno, because it's soothing to look at?
Hobi: ...... Just watch ASMR food videos like everyone else, you weirdo
Jungkook: Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to happen. Namjoon, are you mad?
Namjoon: Oh, I'm not mad, I just feel sorry for you.
Jungkook: what? Why?
Namjoon: You know what Bighit do to artists who misbehave.
Jungkook: Wait, you mean....
Namjoon: Yep.
Jungkook: No. no, no, NO! NOT THIS! I'll take any punishment, just not the coconut hair! please, spare me!! PLEASE!!
Namjoon: Too late, I already texted them, they're preparing the bowl.
Jungkook: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
