* BTS during MAMA 2019*
*Tae and Jimin*
Jimin: OMG, Hyungwon from Monsta X is so hot
Tae: Jimin, your gay is showing
Jimin: RIGHT-
*Later*
Tae: OMG, Hwasa from Mamamoo is so hot
Jimin: Tae, your straight is showing
Tae: OOPS-
*Yoongi and Hobi*
Yoongi: Hobi, there's a problem
Hobi: What is it?
Yoongi: I forgot my emergency supply of energy snacks at home. If I won't eat anything before the show, I'll fall asleep in the middle of the performance, and trust me, it's NOT as funny as it sounds
Hobi: Don't worry, JK brought a suitcase full of snacks, we'll steal some of his energy bars
Yoongi: Won't he beat us up?
Hobi: Nope, I've got some dirt on him, so he'll do whatever I say
Yoongi: .....What kind of dirt?
Hobi: Let's just say that he has a special folder on his computer called 'Ariana x JK fanfics'.
Yoongi: Wait wha-
*Jin, Namjoon and Jungkook*
Namjoon: There are so many talented musicians tonight, and the outfits are georgous! Everyone looks so good.... But not as good as my sweet Seokjinnie
Jin: OHhhhhhH, BABE-
Jungkook: OMG YOU GUYS STOP YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME-
