*An army chat room*
Kookieguy75: So guys, who is your bias?
Chimchimy37!: Mine is Jimin!
Lilmewomewo7: Suga
Rminlove93: Mine is Namjoon
Bob: My bias is the asian one. Although they all look alike. And gay. Especially that Taehyung guy. I bet he loves lamps that are shaped like a dick.
..........
Kookieguy75: HOW DARE YOU?!!!
Chimchimy37: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU ASSHOLE!
Lilmewomewo7: Honestly, what's wrong with you?
Rminlove93: You're an ignorant pig, shut tf up-
*Meanwhile, in the bangtan house*
Jungkook: Tae, you HAVE to stop doing this
Tae: Why? It's so funny!
Jungkook: Yeah, but I mean.... Bob?
Tae: I always liked the name Bob. Oh, come on, you gotta admit it's a little funny. Plus, they're so sweet, defending us like that from those trolls.
Jungkook: But... You ARE the troll.
Tae: EXACTLY.
Jungkook: Wait, what? I'm confused. I don't get it. Also, it's kind of wrong.
Tae: I guess it is....
........
Tae: ................ Wanna join me?
Jungkook: .............. Yes.
*Fifteen minutes later, in the chat room*
Bob: BTS are gays!!!
Charlie: And they smell like burnt potatoes!
Bob: Hahaha, it's true!
Charlie: Yeah, their breath must smell terrible, especially Taehyung's!
Bob: You-
Bob: Well, Jungkook's hair looks like a wet towel!!
Charlie: So does Taehyung's dog!
Bob: Strawberry milk IS better than banana milk!
Charlie:
Charlie:
Charlie: Taekook is a shitty ship.
Bob: YOU LITTLE- YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Charlie: NEVER!!!!
*The next day, at the bangtan house*
Namjoon: Are they not talking AGAIN?
Jimin: Yep.
Namjoon: What was it this time?
Jimin: something about a guy named Bob, ship wars and Tae's dog.
Namjoon:........ What does that even MEAN?
Jimin: I don't even know anymore
