Namjoon: Yoongi, how about we play a little game?
Yoongi: No thanks-
Namjoon: - It's a drinking game that revolves around Hobi-
Yoongi: -But then again, sure, why not?
Namjoon: Great! Okay, so here are the rules- every time Hobi does a certain thing, we take a shot.
Yoongi: How do we decide about the thing?
Namjoon: Hmm... Maybe we should ask one of the other members to help us with it, without telling them why we're asking.
Yoongi: Why don't we just pick something on our own?
Namjoon: Because it's more fun that way!
Yoongi: Fine, I've got nothing better to do anyway.
Namjoon: Alright. Jimin!
Jimin: Yeah, what is it?
Namjoon: What is a thing that you like about Hobi?
Jimin: Hmm........... I like his laugh.
Namjoon and Yoongi: Oh, shit
Hobi: Hey guys, what were you talking about?
Jimin: Namjoon hyung and Yoongi Hyung asked me what I liked about you, and I said that I liked your laugh.
Hobi: Hahaha, what? You guys are weird
Yoongi: This was a mistake-
Namjoon: Agreed. Now drink up
*Forty minutes later*
Namjoon: I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MYSELF-
Yoongi: I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MYSELF-
Namjoon: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW MYSELF-
Yoongi and Namjoon: YA PLAYA HATERS YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF- BRRR BRRRR-
Namjoon: I LOVE YOU, MAN-
Yoongi: I LOVE YOU TOO-
Hobi: HAHAHAHAHAHA, what the fuck is going on?!!-
Namjoon: DRINK UP, YOONGLES-
Yoongi: OKAY, JOONIE-
Hobi: HAHAHAHAHA-
Namjoon: AND ANOTHER ONE-
Jimin: Wait, I'm starting to see a pattern here
Hobi: BWAHAHAHAH I CAN'T BREATH-
Namjoon: ANOTHER ONE!! WE'RE INVINCIBLE-
Jimin: This is going to end so badly-
Yoongi: HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKAA-
