Jimin: Guys, are you ready for black Friday?
Jungkook: Heck yeah!! I'm so excited. I'm going to buy so many new video games, and I won't even need to contact the Swedish mafia this time.
Hobi: I'm gonna buy so many socks. Like, a lot. My feet won't be prepared.
Yoongi: I'll buy a new neck pillow, since SOMEONE ruined on my old one.
Tae: Oh, come on, you know Yeontan didn't mean it. Plus, you could have just washed it.
Yoongi: After he bitten it and peed on it? No thanks
Tae: Well, you know what? I'm gonna buy Yeontan his favourite drink-
Yoongi: Why does your dog have a favourite drink-
Tae: And I'll let him drink so much thay he'll pee on your new neck pillow, just because you're being so rude!
Yoongi: You do that, and I'll pee on YOUR pillow-
Tae: Pfft, do you think I mind a little pee on my pillow?! I'm a father to a dog, an uncle to two kids and I've sat with Jin and Hobi on the same bed when we were watching 'it'!
Yoongi: WUT-
Jin: I'm gonna buy new wooden chopsticks and a bucket of glitter.
Hobi: ...... Do we wanna know why?
Jin: Probably not
Hobi: Alrighty then-
Jimin: I'm gonna buy tons of see through shirts, tight pants and eearings!. Ugh, I'm so excited!! Black Friday is the best, everything is so cheap!
Namjoon: Guys, for the last time, you are literally MILLIONAIRES
BTS: Oh RIGHTTT-
