BTS: Author, we passed 6,000 reads! What should we do?
Me: I don't know, I'm starting to run out of ideas.... Do you guys have ideas?
Namjoon: How about you write a poem?
Me: Okay... About what?
Tae: BUTTS
Jimin: No, TIDDIES!
Hobi: No... Butts AND tiddies!
Yoongi: Why would she write a poem about that? It's so inappropriat-
Me: Yeah okay
Yoongi: Unbelievable
.........
Please sing it with the melody of 'baby shark'.
Namtiddies
Tutututututu
Jintitties
Tututututu
Yoonbooty
Tutututu
Hopetiddies
Jibooty
Tututututu
Vbooty
Tututututu
Kookbooty
Tutututu
They're so thicc!
Me: There! I'm officially a disappointment to my parents. Are you happy?
..........
Jimin: Are you saying that I don't have nice tiddies?
Jin: Yeah, and that I don't have a nice booty? Look at my buns!
Namjoon: I look at them every day. They're lovely.
Jin: Ohhhh, BABEEE-
Me: I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that. Anyways, you were all blessed with great booties and amazing tiddies
Jungkook: Yeah, but there's one thing where Jimin beats us all, and that's in the size of his -
Namjoon: JK SHHHHH!!-
Jungkook: I was going to say 'his heart'!
Namjoon: Oh, okay
Jungkook: ........... And his dick
Namjoon: GODAMNIT, JK-
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I regret nothing
