Tae: Okay, but I'm, like, 99% sure that I gave you my cookie before going to the bathroom
Jimin: And I am 100% sure that you were hallucinating and you didn't give me a cookie
Tae: Jimin hyung, you're a thicc, talented, sexy, OUTRAGEOUSLY gorgeous-
Jimin: -Not that I'm not enjoying the compliments, but is this going anywhere, or...?
Tae: SILENCE! I wasn't done. You're all of those things, but you're NOT a good liar. So, tell me, what happened to my cookie?
Jimin: I..... I don't know what you're talking about
Tae: Do you swear on the name of our friendship bracelets?
Jimin: ....................... It was Kookie!
Tae: I KNEW IT!!
Jungkook: Babe, what the hell?! You said you wouldn't say anything!
Jimin: I didn't know he would make me swear on the name of our friendship bracelets, and I couldn't just break the promise of a friendship bracelet!
Jungkook: Oh come on, you could have broken your promise just this once, for me
Tae and Jimin: GASP-
Jimin: Babe, one does not simply ignore the promise of A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET-
Tae: Only a mad man would
Jungkook: That's just dumb
Tae: Well, I sent Yeontan to pee on your bed, so who's dumb now?
Jungkook: WHEN DID YOU EVEN-
