Interviewer: So what's your favourite food?
Namjoon's head: THIS question again?! Ugh, creativity is dead, even among interviewers. Maybe I should become an interviewer so I could ask celebrities deeper questions. Yeah.... Yes!! I could save the journalism industry! All I need is a five markers in different colours, a binder, and some chewing gum- Oh shit, we're still doing the interview-
Jin's head: Is saying that my favourite food is me (because I'm a beef cake) too much?
........... Nahh, it's fine-
Yoongi's head: My favorite food is a dish called "shut the fuck up". Huh. Too bad I can't say it out loud. Maybe I should just mumble - that way no one will notice. Yes! That's an excellent idea-----------
But then again, I can't be bothered-
Jimin's head: Don't say ass don't say ass don't say ass don't say ass don't say ass-
Hobi's head: Does sprite count as food?-
Tae's head: PANDA EXPRESS!! AND CHICKEN!! AND MORE PANDA EXPRESS!! Oh wait, they can't hear me. Was I just staring into the air this whole time? Oops-
Jungkook's head: Yes
