*a quiet evening at the bangtan house. Yoongi is sitting in his room, writing. Suddenly Jungkook walks through the door, holding a plastic bag in his hands.*
Jungkook: Yoongi hyung, it's time.
Yoongi: what? But it's only been three days! You said that you'd give me at least a week to get organized!
Jungkook: no, I said that I'd give you at least a week to get organized, UNLESS there's an emergency. And there is. A huge one.
Yoongi: what's the emergency?
Jungkook: I'm bored
Yoongi: are you fucking kidding m-
Jungkook: nahnahnahnah- you gotta do it! You lost our bet. Now man up and do what you're told.
Yoongi: DON'T push it.
Jungkook: yup. Yup yup yup. Sorry. Um, so are you coming, or...?
Yoongi: UGH. Give me the bag and get out of here so we could get it over with already.
Jungkook: right! Okay.
*Jungkook joins Jin, Namjoon, Hobi, Tae and Jimin in the living room. Five minutes pass by.*
Yoongi: I need your attention, please.
Hobi: what is it bab- oh holy SHIT
*Yoongi is wearing a full body cat costume, and there are whiskers drawn on his face.*
Yoongi: hello evewyone. My name is lil meow meow, and I'm a sweet fluffy kitten-
Namjoon: I feel like we should stop it-
Jin: don't you dare-
Yoongi: - who likes belly wubs and big wawm hugs. Will you- ugh. Huh. HUH.
Jimin: come on, you can do it, lil meow meow!
Yoongi: DON'T CALL ME- urgh. Alright. ....Will you. Give me. A big hug. And a belly rub?
Tae: I think you meant a belly WUB
Yoongi: Taehyung I swear to god-
Jungkook: you're not done yet! Keep going.
Yoongi: Jin, would you like to give me a hug and a belly rub?
Jin: Umm, no thanks. I don't really feel like being strangled in my sleep tonight.
Yoongi: Namjoon, would you like a-
Namjoon: nope! I'm good. Thanks though.
Yoongi: Jimin, would you like to give me a hug and a belly rub?
Jimin: Normally I would say yes to this, but you seem kind of murderous at the moment, so maybe later.
Yoongi: Hobi, would you like to give me a hug and a belly rub?
Hobi: I don't know about the belly rub thing, but sure, I'll hug you.
*Hobi hugs Yoongi.*
Yoongi: Taehyung, would you like to-
Taehyung: OF COURSE I WANT TO-
Jimin: Tae, don't.
Tae: but I want to give him a belly wubbb-
Jimin: trust me, it's not worth it.
Tae: ugh, fine. No, I wouldn't like a warm hug from you, thank you, Yoongi.
Yoongi: am I done?
Jungkook: ....yeah, you can stop now.
Yoongi: good. You have one minute.
Jungkook: one minute? For what?
Yoongi: to run.
Jimin: see, Tae? I told you.
Jungkook: wait, are you seriou-
Yoongi: ten, eleven, twelve-
Jungkook: oh SHIT
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