Jungkook: Babe.... Why are you crying?
Jimin: I'm... I'm just feeling a little sad today, that's all.
......
Jungkook: stay right here.
*They close the door of Jimin's room.*
Jungkook: okay, so Jimin is sad. We need to figure out a way to cheer him up.
Namjoon: Umm, I think that maybe we should just talk to hi-
Tae: I have an idea! What if Namjoon hyung will take his shirt off?
Namjoon: ------ I'm speechless. Can't you see that this is a bad idea?
Jin: babe, we need to let them figure out their lesson on their own. Plus, come on! it's gonna be fun!
Namjoon: ..... Fine, but I'm not taking my shirt off.
Tae: let's not make any rushed decisions.
Namjoon: Tae, WTF?!-
*They enter Jimin's room.*
Jimin: Ummm, guys, what's going on?
Jungkook: we don't want you to be sad on your birthday, so we decided to cheer you up!
Jimin: Oh. Okay. How?
Jungkook: You'll see.
Hobi: I know! Hey Jimin, have you ever seen Yoongi react when people tickle him?
Jimin: Um, I didn't know that he allowed it.
Yoongi: I DON'T allow it. Hobi, don't you dare - YYYYYYEEEEEEEHHHHH STOP!!!
Tae: this is the greatest day of my life.
Namjoon: why is he making that face? He looks like he's about to burst into tears.
Jimin: Hobi, I think he's suffering, please stop
Hobi: he's not suffering, he loves it! Right, Yoongi?
Yoongi: Do it again and I'll set your all of your socks on fire.
Hobi: okay, DAMN-
Tae: Jimin, I have something to show you that will cheer you up. Look at this!
Jimin: ........... Is that an army bomb that's shaped like a dick?
Tae: HEHEHEHEHE
Namjoon: I am deeply concerned for the mental state of this man.
Tae: WHAT? It's funny!
Jin: Tae....... is this costume made?
Tae: It's- I - shut up.
Yoongi: I have something funny to share. Yesterday I was buying wine after the concert, and there were two old ladies fighting over a Jin figurine. They were pulling it so strongly, that the head and the body of the figurine got separated in the end. It was hilarious.
Jin:........ You terrify me.
Yoongi: hehe.
Jin: ANYWAYS- Jimin, listen to this- why did the barber die?
Jimin: I don't know, why?
Jin: because he DIED his hair!
Jimin: ......
Jin: you get it? Because he's a barber and he DIED but he also DIED his hai-
Jimin: I GET IT, Jin
Tae: Welp, nothing seems to be working. I guess there's no other choice. Namjoon hyung, take your shirt off.
Namjoon: wha- NO! Stop suggesting that!
