《Online Crush》Namjin Instagram Au

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Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
Hey hot stuff ;)

WWHandsome:
Hello the person I envy :-[

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
Awh, babe, why do you envy
Me :(

WWHandsome:
Mmm, maybe because
TWO FRICKIN BIG ASS COMPANIES
ASKED YOU TO MODEL WHILE IM
HERE WITH A HORNY ASS JUNGKOOK

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
I mean.. what's wrong with
A horny JuanCock? I
Personally think it's hot?

WWHandsome:
Oh my gawd. Why do
You guys act like it's normal
To hump your pillow? '-'

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
Cuz it is? Right?
I mean porn st@rs makes
Sex seem normal?

WWHandsome:
I'm dying over here.
HELP! I HEAR FUCKING
MOANING COMING FROM
MY ROOM CONTACT TAE
TO CUM PICK HIM UP

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
Why can't you?

WWHandsome:
MAH PHONE IS FAR AWAY

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
You have two phones?

WWHandsome:
Wth, imma broke ass
Bitch why the hell would
I have two phones?

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
What about this phone?

WWHandsome:
What about this phone?

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
WHY CAN'T YOU USE
THIS PHONE FFS

WWHandsome:
BLIND BITCH I ALREADY
TOLD YOU I HAVE ONE PHONE.

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
THIS PHONE THAT YOU ARE
TEXTING ME WITH!

WWHandsome:
I'm going to murder you.
I ONLY HAVE ONE PHONE
DIMPLE BOY

Namjoon'sDimplesRock:
You know, you can
Have fun with a hot
Moaning jungkook
Cuz you're an idiot and
I ain't doing nothing
For y'all stupid ass.

WWHandsome has been
Blocked by Namjoon'sDimplesRock
For 24 hours!
Bye Stupid Ass Bitch Jin!

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"Ooh- this phone." Jin looked at the screen once more. "Wait. DID THIS PHONE CALL ME A STUPID ASS BITCH. BITCH!" he hollered out.

"YOU ARE A STUPID ASS- ah~ - BITCH!" Jin turned his head in the direction of his room. "YOU MOTHER FUCKA IM COMING FOR YOUR SKANY ASS" Jin jogged to his room.

Little did they know Hoseok was right there the whole time watching Jin and hearing Jungkook the whole time.

"DASHI RUN RUN RUN!" hoseok yelled out.

Jin looked at him and raised an eyebrow. " They're right. You are a stupid ass BITCH!" Hoseok quickly said, he did the peace sign and ran out of the apartment as fast as he could because.. god.

Jin looked like the flash. But then luckily Becky G came back just in time. "CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!" she yelled out. Hoseok got in the car and they drove away.

And who the hell knows where Jungkook is? But then he saw Jungkook running as fast as he could but Jin was really fast so he caught up to him.

"Where ya going hoe?" Jin asked. Jungkook looked at him and said, "I'm gonna create a mixtape so.. PEACE!" He then hopped into this limousine.

"What the actual fuck? Now I suddenly have this Six pack? DAMN IM TURNING INTO JUNGKOOK, NICEE"