Black Hearts

RaJveer?

" garama garam margherita Mashroom Pizza, jiske ander ghula hua caramalised onions...Ummmm.... Aaj lag raha ki man ke ander ka Rajesh apne pooch utake dandiyaa khel raha....

Bagal mein Laxmi ke pasand ka mast french fries bhi... cheese mayonnaise mein dooboke bularahe mujhe ki ander leloo.... Aur Punya paaloo....

Yaha adrak wali chaiiiiii.....
Aaj toh shaam banadiii Phoolan tune... Raat ko woh sharmaji ke yaha se parate mast makkan maarke aur chicken...."

He stopped seeing Naina's red nainas... visualising his state if she roasts him on the stove with mixed peper n chilly flakes,
Would he look like a Chinese dish with olives  plus pineapple as toppings ????

Pooja - " abee, Bhains ka wallpaper,
Apne incognito mode se Bahar aa aur sunle ki yeh alarm kyaa bol rahi...
Kabse ek hi baat pe snooze karti baiti he ki iske sim card ka owner Rajveer he...."

She said smacking Huda's head...making him step out from his dreamy khana world...

Huda taking a slice of pizza,
" Iska kyaa he Punjaban!!!
Wahi bolegi ki mere Patidev ka naam Rajveeeeeeeeeeeeee...." then again looking at ballooned Naina's cheeks,

" Eeer he.... Aage ka peeche ka story hi nahi bol rahi..."

Pooja - " yeh toh dhang ka what's app ki tune... Oyeee
Missed call idhar aaja...aur firse call Kar..
Aaj Kal calls ka duration bhi Kum ki he 20 seconds Tak...
Is baar theekh se utale tu Bhains ka caller tune..."
She said making Naina sit on the chair with proper support...

Naina taking a deep breath, mentally prepared herself to display her Oxford House of knowledge....

Huda - " Phoolan tu konse pandit jii ke muhrat ka wait Kar rahi bol na jaldii...warna Mera pizza thanda hoga...."
He said moving his fingers towards pizza only to earn a slap from Pooja...on his back palm..

Naina grabbing the pillow kept on the sofa,
" Capt. Shekhavat ka poora naam Capt. Rajveer Singh Shekhavat he..."
She said looking extremely down as if trying to dig herself below the floor...

Huda - " ismein konsii nayi baat he..." stuffing three french fries in once,
" Capt. Shekhavat ka naam Rajveer hua toh..
Tera naam bhi toh Naina Singh Bahluwalia he...."

Naina - " Huda, tu samajh kyun na Raha...
Rajveer he uska naam..."

Pooja jumping in middle holding Naina's hand,
" Kyaa ring Kar rahi tu..
Capt. RV Shekhavat Matlab Capt. Rajveer Singh Shekhavat???.."
asked with a hawwww expression...

Naina matching her emotions,
" Wahi Maine kaha uske naam Rajveeeeer he..."

Pooja - " Rajveer he!!!!..."
She smacked herself trying to make herself believe...

Huda getting seriously irritated with two girls weird talks to be precise not allowing him to peacefully have his third breakfast, stood up and sat between these two, holding both in his arms...

" Jananiyaan sunder hoti he, bahot mehnati bhi yeh toh mummiji see suna tha Maine...
Lekin aaj suchmein mujhe yakeen hogaya ki...."

Pooja - " ki hum dono smart models he..."
She said getting over excited...

Huda caressing her hairs, said with a sweet smile,
" Nahi...bilkul nahi...
Tum do toh bilkul akal ke dushman ho...kyaa he tum do ka tabse Rajveer ka naam liya jaarahe..." with a slight high pissed tone,