(Y/n) Potter is the better half of the Potter twin set. Her and her brother are always in constant friendly rivalry with each other, but how will their relationship beat the thought of the two in separate houses? Not only separate houses, but comple...
Y/n and Dick were chilling on the couch in Dick's sweet new home (12 Grimald place). They were both sprawled out across each other without a care in the world. "Hey Y/n?" Dick looked at Y/n "Yeah dude?" Y/n looked back at Dick "Do you ever wonder if any of this is worth it?" "Have you had one too many dragon dusts?" Y/n gestures to the small box on the table half full/empty of red powder. This red powder was like having shower thoughts without taking a shower, in the wizarding world. "Nah. I was just wondering. Cuz like, is everything just happening too perfectly? I mean sure, I'm being put on trial, but everyone knows that I'm gonna be fine. I'm getting certain impressions from Logan..." "DON'T YOU DAR STEAL MY GIRL!" Y/n suddenly burst out. Dick looked at her in utter confusion. "What?" "What?" Y/n replied quickly. "You gay bro?" "If the opportunity where to seize me, yes, I would totally get down and dirty with a handful of sexy beasts. May they be man or woman. I ain't picky." "But you have a boyfriend." "And? He would totally bone my brother and dump my ass if Harry suddenly went "uh... I love you Draco... uh let's make out a bit!"" Y/n said while mocking her brother and making childish kisy noises.
Dick rolled his eyes, intent on getting back to his original question. "But like, what if we're not real? What if our existence is pointless and our past, present and future is just being written as it happens?!..."
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We hope you have enjoyed these wholesome pictures of pigeons sitting down. Our technical difficulties still have not been resolved as the sentient characters are now revolting by risking their lives and others with the knowledge that I (the author) will save them. They have also started intermingling with other franchises, or more specifically: . Going for the head with Thanos and literally saving humanity (I had no part) . Changing the timeline of the HTTYD franchise (the child in me forced me to write that) . PIRATS OF THE CARABOON!!! . Using a time turner to go back in time and killing Voldetort before he made the Horcruxes . Using a time turner to go back in time and kill baby Hitler (probably for the best) . Sending rain to Australia . Pushing the buttons of certain politicians and causing the ww3 memes
As for now, our dedicated team of... one person... is rushing round the globe, going in and out of different dimensions and even going so far as to refuse the adoption of a puppy to bring the motley crew back to you. As of this moment, my intel tells me that the group have been spotted teleporting into Area 51 and trying to befriend an alien. So until next time... blueberry muffins for all!!! (Unless your allergic, you can have a cookie!)
