Mare: What's your greatest fear?
Cal: You.
Mare: Really? Am I that scary?
Cal: I'm afraid that you'll see yourself the way I do.......then leave me for another man.
Mare, blushing: Cal, I—
Kilorn, running towards the pair: IT'S GOT A GUN! THE CHIMPANZEE'S GOT A GUN!
...
Mare: Okay, but I still don't see the problem.
Evangeline: You convinced them to, didn't you?
Mare: What kind of mother do you think I am?
Evangeline: A bad one.
Mare: Just because I give a few threats it does not make me a bad mother.
Evangeline: No, but letting them raid my underwear drawer does.
Mare:
Evangeline:
Mare:
...
Kilorn: Look, this is not what it looks like. I know—
Cal: I know what it is. You—
Kilorn: No no no, hear me out.
Cal: Fine. But don't expect—
Kilorn: I had the blueberry slushie, Mare had the red one.
Cal, fuming: Then why—
Kilorn: The thing was, I drank some of hers, then she stole my slushie and that's why she's with a headache.
...
Coriane: Daddy, how did you meet mom?
Cal: Well you see—
Shade: Was it love at first sight?
Mare: No, I was sceptical about him.
Coriane: Is it the same as true love?
Cal: You see-
Shade: Sceptical at first sight. That's a thing?
Mare: No, we—
...
Mare: What were you doing covered in mud!?!
Coriane: We were wrestling.
Mare: Well what gave you the idea?
Shade: You do it all the time with Daddy. But don't worry, we left our clothes on.
Mare:
Shade:
Coriane:
Cal:
...
If the movie comes out:
Friend: Wow, Red Queen was a really good movie.
Me: Yeah....actually, it was.
Friend: The betrayal was really unexpected.
Me: Even though we knew it all along, it was still surprising.
Friend: I didn't. How did you?
Me: Because I—wait....have you even read the series?
Friend:
Me:
Friend: There's a series?
Me:
Me:
Me: You did not just say that.
He he. I know I'm not funny.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day🙂
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*One shots
FanfictionA few random one shots of the Red Queen characters in any part of the series (also au's), since it seems like I was late to the fandom.
