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Kilorn: If you think about it, the brain named itself.

Cameron: Every sentence that comes out of your mouth makes me lose 50 brain cells


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Mare: Do I snore when I sleep?

Cal: Yes you do, but it's adorable

Mare: What?! What do I sound like?

Cal: A lawn mower. A cute little lawn mower

Mare:

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Maven: People are like drums. Hit them with a stick, they make noise.

Mare: Hmm...

Maven: Ow!

Mare: You're right


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Cameron: My love is like a candle.

Cameron: Forget me, and I'll burn your bloody house down


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Cal, at a cemetery: The people that live in this town can't be be buried here.

Shade: What?

Coriane: Why?

Cal: 'cause we're alive.

Mare: I can't deal with this anymore.




 I have no imagination.


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