Sirius, very drunk: "Hey, Hot stuff, I gotta tell you something!"
Remus, driving them both home, very sober: "What is it Pads?"
Sirius, confusedly: "Moons, I think I'm gay!"
Remus, smirking: "Pads, I know. Me too!"
Sirius: "And I'm in love with you..."
Remus, exasperated: "Pads, we've been married for ten years now, I would hope you did love me..."
Sirius: "Oh... We're married! That's awesome!"
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At the Hogwarts Gryffindor Breakfast table:
*Remus walks in and sits next to his friends while pouring himself some cereal*
Sirius: "I wonder what would happen if you sent a werewolf to the moon?"
*Remus freezes, listening in*
James: "he would explode and die because there's no oxygen or gravity on the moon..."
Sirius: "I never said we'd send him up without a suit you absolute MoNsTeR!"
*There's a loud crash as Remus drops the milk and runs out of the great hall, followed by James and Sirius*
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