🅝🅔🅦 🅑🅞🅨 🅘🅝 🅣🅞🅦🅝 [Male SuperM Member]

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It's no secret that Lin often forgets words, especially between the two languages he mainly speaks, but sometimes the words just come out completely wrong.

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Kai:*helping a Lin cook*

Lin: could you pass the people opener- I mean the knife please.

Kai:Sorry... what?
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Lin: wanna go to the liquid zoo tomorrow?

Mark: I'm pretty sure it's called an aquarium

Lin: yeah, whatever-
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Lin: if your leg get cut off, would it hurt?

Taemin: duhhhh

Lin: how though?

Taemin: cuz your leg got cut of fool

Lin: but where you gonna feel the pain?

Taemin: in your leg...

Lin: exactly bro, how you gonna feel the pain in our leg if your leg is gone?
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Lin: Do I also get a voice enhancer ?

Taeyong: Lin, it's called a mic

Lin:（・◇・）
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Baekyun: why are all of you so disrespectful towards me?

Lin: I mean, every time you get mad you can just put a coin in the no swearing sock

Baekyun: why?

Lin: cuz then you'll have the perfect weapon to beat-
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Lin: you gotta stop letting people walk all over you, buddy

Ten: Why are you talking to the floor?
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Lucas: N O S E
Lucas:hah, guys, I typed that with my nose :)
Lin: H E A R T
Taeyong: Lin?!!!!??
Baekyun: Lin, are you ok?!!!!?
Ten: D I C K
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Lin: who created the flavour blue raspberry?

Joongi: *tryna read* what do you mean-?

Lin: there's raspberries but they're a more red colour, so then what is... a blue raspberry?
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Lin: hey google, dadadumsule mimuldadapu shaulibulgo
gomyuen *more random sounds*

Taemin: are you tryna search up 'me gusta tu'?

Lin: ahhh, that's what it's called-
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Lin: cereal before bleach-

Mark: I beg your pardon-?

Lin: beg.

Mark: what?

Lin: I dare u, beg my pardon.

Mark:...

Lin: as I was saying-
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Kai: why don't you treat the spider the way you wanna be treated? :(

Lin: killed quick and swift with no hesitation
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Taeyong: how tall are you?

Lin: height is just a social construct

Taeyong: Ah I see, u short
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Judge: Mr Lee Lin, what do you plead?

Joongi: *mouths "not guilty" to Lin*

Lin: Hot Milky

Joongi: you can lock him up
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Taemin: wanna tell me what you did?

Lin: when Mark-hyung sneezed I accidentally said 'shit the fuck up' rather than 'bless you*

Taemin: bruh...
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Lucas: so what's your street name?

Lin: lil Giorno

Lucas:...

Lin: oh you meant my address?