🅝🅔🅦 🅑🅞🅨 🅘🅝 🅣🅞🅦🅝 [Male SuperM Member]

a h a h. p t 2.

(More incorrect quotes, because my mind is in another universe rn. Sorry it's so short btw ;/)

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Lin: *to Ten* I want to breathe the same air as you~
Ten: how about you stop breathing?
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Lin: I'm confident in my ability to drive
Lucas:...
Taeyong: you literally ran over a man...
Lin: confidently
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Staff: what's the name of your cat?
Lin: it's...
Lin:....
Lin: I never actually named her...
Lin: *laughing* I'm so sorry, I just call her cat...
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Lin: so if Baekyun and I were in a river who would you save?
Kai: I hope that river is deep-
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Lin: I'm so dumb...
Lucas:...
Baekyun:...
Taemin: if you're expecting us to say your not this is gonna be a long night-
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Lin: one day you will grow up to kill another, and only on that day you will be worthy...
Taeyong: *watching the interaction between Lin and his cat*
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Baekyun: ok guys I got some jelly straws, no one even think of touching them...
Lin: *handing  them out to the other members* what was tha-?
Baekyun: DID I STUTTER?!