My life as Harry Potter

Chapter 11

End of the year

Okay now malfoy is just asking for it. Do you know what happened? He asked daphne for her hand. Draco malfoy, the most hated person in the school asked the most popular guys girlfriend for her hand! Of course daphne slapped him and sent a freezing hex at his bits. But this could not go unpunished. I was thinking about which moron would go after a fake stone and how to expose Lockhart before he becomes a teacher, when bam draco does this mockery. He must be embarrassed, if not for me but at the very least as revenge from daphne.

"Hello, ah yes could you not write the name on the package, it is very confidential."."of course mister malfoy. You have my word not a soul will hear about this."." I hope it remains that way"

The next day, during owl delivery a stack of very interesting books appeared on malfoys food. No it wasn't books on dark arts, nah that's to serious for me. It was just a magazine of the most scandalously sexual photos of a few very muscled men. It came with a howler to seal the deal. "Mr Malloy do not worry not a soul will hear of you and your fathers obsession."

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... and pandemonium broke out. The entire school was laughing. The gryffindor table was rolling on the ground. The hufflepuffs were holding each other up to stop themselves from falling. The ravenclaw were either outright laughing or had buried their face in their book. The most surprising reaction was that slythrin was laughing outright at him while his cronies scooted away from him and pansy started crying because her crush was gay.

The teachers table was not better. Flitwick and Pomona were laughing full heartily, while dumbeldore smiling grandfatherly but the twitching of his lips did not go unnoticed. Snape was absolutely fuming but had no proof. Quirell was scared as always. I take that back slytherin was not he most surprising reaction, it was Minerva, she was chuckling! The emotion less fair Minerva was chuckling! Yay. I have lived up to the marauders legacy.

After the laughter died down. I stood up and said"now everyone while malfoy may be a piece of hippogriff shit, his sexuality is none of my concern as long as he doesn't bother me. We should respect that he is attracted to males and doesn't want the company of ladies(pansy) rahter he prefers brainless male company" in the most sincere' I am the most innocent and respectful person in the world' voice. Before anyone could laugh. Dumbeldore awarded me points for being so accepting to all classmates without letting my bias leak into my thoughts and results.

Malfoy turned an atomic red then to puke green and then to raging purple before he left the hall. Yeah. That teaches you not to take a try at my woman's hand. Everyone knew that he wasn't really gay but they kept it up as revenge considering he had insulted every single student either directly or indirectly.

This time I really had nothing to do with the fact that my prank made it to the daily prophet. Nope. It was daphne. Such a good girl, she deserves a heat pat. Now that the prank has lightened the mood and everyone is not a studying zombie, back to preparing for the U13 championship. I already registered yesterday as it was the last day

The championship is just after the exams finish. I have already memorized the entire book for each subject. Some how the news of me and my girls registering was made public.hmm maybe tinky deserves vacation. Everyone was gonna be coming to see me duel as the news of my genius is widespread. Plus I might meet a few new characters

Today was the last day of the exams. Let me tell you my greatness and how I went beyond all their expectations

Charms-we had to make a pineapple tap dance

I duplicated the pineapple and made them do a extremely difficult Choreographed dance

Transfiguration- we had to make a mouse into a snuff box

I turned the mouse into a Golden,diamond studded box with the hogwarts logo in the middle

Potions-we had to make a forgetfulness potion

I made a forgetfulness potion of master level

History of magic- We had to give a written test

Aced it

After the exams, we had to wait a week before we finally got the results. It was during this time that I departed for the championship along with the girls

For the qualifying round we had to perform a few 4th year spells this was to weed out the les talented children. Only around 20 out of 84 failed as most students who applied were well beyond this level. There were a few rounds

1st round- I simply disarmed him and called his wand to me, wandlessly

2nd round- I used aguamenti on the opponent then froze the water(no I didn't use that specific spell because I wanted to see her boobs)

3rd round- in the quarter final I deflected the opponents spell back at him

4th round-in the semi final I just froze the ground and made him slip.

5th round- I was facing off against Tracey for the finals. I dodged all the spells expertly and disarmed her

The rankings were

1. Me

2. Tracey

3. Ginny

4. Susan

5. Daphne

6. Hannah

The girls did pretty well. So after we got home I awarded them with a snogging session. I left that room an hour later, after fixing up my clothes. I met met professor flitwick to decide the results and how I could have done better etc.

The tournament like all of my achievements made the front page. Though the title was amusing-boy-who-lived and his harem destroy tournaments . Hahaha I got a good laugh out of that one. I can't wait to see the reactions in school. Speaking school we have to go back tomorrow as we have get our results. As of now I many titles they are- BWL,knight,genius,emerald eyed enchanter, tournament destroyers, harem master etc

The next day, we were given big berths by the girls and a thumbs up from the boys. For some reason I imagined some sort fire in their eyes. Their gonna ruin their relationship if they try and follow my path. The road of the harem master.