bungo stray dogs scenarios

being your husband hc

Man you guys need to request more, I'm running out of ideas

Fukuzawa
-The whole agency comes over for dinner every week.
-I swear to god you can't tell me he doesn't make dad jokes.
-"So, I brought another cat home. I felt his spiritual presence very close to mine."

Atsushi
-will still be shy but not as much as when you were dating.
-tries to help as much as he can
-if you ask, he will turn into the tiger and be cuddly.
-purrs when you hug him or scratch his ears.
-"So I was trying to make dinner, and I m-might have burned half of the kitchen, including all your expensive decorations."

Dazai
-he doesn't make as many suicide jokes anymore.
-ties his hair up in a little puffy bun when he is home.
-wants to play monopoly every night.
-kisses your wedding ring whenever he leaves and before you go to bed.
-tells you all his plans on how to annoy kunikida or chuuya.
-daily shenanigans.
-"I think I left the kids at school."

Kunikida
-everyday is planned out.
-he makes the food.
-reads a lot of books.
-he sometimes reads books to you if you ask him too.
-holidays are the most problematic times of the year with him.
-"the train was suppose to be here 37 seconds ago! Now I will be 37 seconds late."

Ranpo
-half of your salary is spent of snacks.
-movie nights three times a week.
-praise.
-karaoke nights.
-you can never lie to him, ranpo always knows what's true.
-"that guy will die by the end of the movie."

Tanizaki
-another person who cooks.
-has a photo of you in his wallet.
-you both go on long walks or drives late at night, often to the beach.
-sometimes brings work home, and you make him some coffee.
-Atsushi and Naomi are over pretty often.
-"I'm so sorry but I have to stay at work late but I will take off tomorrow."

Mori
-you never need to go to the hospital.
-visiting him in his office often.
-Mori is very protective and won't let anyone hurt you in any way.
-goes out for dinner.
-elise

Chuuya
-he made sure there was a mini bar in the house.
-he won't admit it but he loves it went you mess with his hair.
-you wear his hat.
-he takes you out on fancy date nights.
-when he is sore you give him massages.
-doesn't want you involved in his work.
-is very funny when drunk (every other night)
-rants about how he hates Dazai.
-"I forgot to water your plants and now they are no longer living. Yes I know this is the third time this year."

Akutagawa
-shows his soft side (we all deserve soft Aku)
-is usually home late but you don't mind.
-you try and get him to eat because he often forgets.
-refuses to get his hair cut.
-he gets a lot of antiques for your house. Sometimes you will tell him no more, but he uses uno reverse and buys more.
-he once walked in on you wearing his clothes and then just walked out, never mentioned it.
-"did you draw eyebrows on me when I was asleep?"

Odasaku
-literally the most caring person ever.
-another person who reads a lot.
-stresses over writing his book and you will make him a meal, give him some tea, and offer him a massage.
-dazai, and the orphans come over.
-often forgets to shave so you remind him.
-will tell you bless you before you sneeze.

Fyodor
-plays cello all the time.
-has a somewhat difficult time at showing emotion towards you.
-you steal his hat.
-tries to teach you Russian but doesn't really care if you learn it or not.
-fancy meals.

Poe
-you force him to take breaks.
-Karl is basically a child in this marriage.
-shows emotion just by being in the same room as you.
-library dates.
-he doesn't want a large home and prefers for a smaller minimalist one.
-book room.
-you have a hard time trying to get him to go out.
-when you eat, Karl expects you to make him a plate also.

Mark
-he likes going out a lot.
-this man can make friends anywhere.
-praise
-likes to go to arcades with you.
-mark wants to have every animal he sees and you have to tell him no.
-he is very silly 24/7

my tummy hurts 😓

man i sound like i'm 4