" I sent a message to the village. Back up will arrive shortly " the brown headed girl quietly said as she slided down to her two teammates, Neji and Lee . Neji scoffed and returned to watch the guards and pressing the cloth on his arm to stop the bleeding " They better arrive fast " Lee nodded and leaned against the rock waiting for the arrival of the other team .
The sound of quiet rustling and soft footsteps made Team Guy's guard go up and ready to enter in a fight . The faint glow of icy blue eyes and e/c eyes in the dark woods made the teens sigh in relief before realizing who came as back up . The Shakadere and L/n crouched down to Team Guy .
" Lady Tsunade sent you as back up ?! " The Hyuga whisper to the Shakadere as she began to heal his wound . Sara gripped on his arm and gave him her famous dark look with cold eyes and icy voice " Unless you want to end up armless and hit the ' 8 trigrams 64 feet ' then I advise you to shut the fuck up and let me do my job fucking properly " Neji scoffed again and looked away with a frown on his face .
Y/n sweat dropped and turned to Tenten " Give me the details to the mission " " Invade the castle and steal a scroll. But we only managed to defeat the other series of guards and it resulted in Neji getting hurt . These are the final ones. What we managed to find out about the guards is that they can predict your attack by consuming a bit of your blood not to mention they can copy it as well . It only lasts about 5 minutes "
" Our distance is about 10 meters which is good but we need a plan " Y/n snapped her fingers and smiled evily . She directed her eyes towards Neji , who gulped " I have a plan " She grabbed Neji and slowly whispered the plan into his ear . Neji jumped and backed away with a blush on his face and an annoyed look " You lost your mind ?! There is no way that I would follow such a plan !" " We can't use the transformation jutsu since they will notice ! Please Neji ! You're the only one who can do this "
Neji gave a tsk before accepting his fate . Y/n smiled and dragged the poor boy to the forest . Minutes later Y/n came out giggling quietly like a maniac . The others looked at her weirdly but before they had the chance to say something , Y/n gave a 'shshsh' a pointed up ahead .
A dark brown woman emerged from the woods wearing an all too familiar Tequila Joseph outfit along with breasts padswith a bra on top and two tequila bottles in his hands with a empty basket hanging from his forearm . The Konoha ninja managed to keep a straight face throughout the hole scene .
" Why hello boys~ I brought tequila . Will you boys let me by ?" Neji made a kissy face and pressed his legs together . If Neji could rewind time he would immediately decline this mission and go with Shikamu to cloud gaze .
The guards looked up and down the boys body and giggled with a blood coming down one of the guard's nose . The bloody nose one cleared his throat " Hehe ... Sure you can . But first we have to do a check up incase if you aren't a threat ” Both of the guards started to walk towards Neji while making gripping motions .
Neji's eye twitched before turning the bottles upside down " No thank you . I think I'll pass " Neji kicked the men in the neck and smashed the bottles in their heads immediately knocking them out " TACOS !!" .
The team laughing ran up to the boy , who was shaking out of anger and embarrassment. Sara gripped onto the boys arm and with the rest of the team dashed into the castle in hopes of finishing the mission.
- Time skip -
" Ah man ! This was awesome ! Neji , you were so cool ! But you still need a lot of practice on walking on heels ! But it was amazing how you kicked the mens face then smashed the bottles in their face !" The hole trip back to the Leaf was filled with Lee praising the embarrassed Hyuga who hasn't spoken up since the guard and cross dress incident. What was more embarrasing is that he forgot his outfit and he had to fight and return in a dress and heels . He was lucky his headband was with him or he would've had to explain the situation to everyone.
" Well then , we all know who to thank of course.... Thank you , Joseph Joestar ! Without your wisdom we wouldn't have finished this mission " the L/n stretched her arms in the air with anime tears coming down her eyes . Lee abandoned Neji and joined Y/n in thanking and worshiping Joseph Joestar .
- in a different dimension -
The old man tugged his hand down his face and laughed quietly but his teammates managed to hear him and gave him a questionable look . Jotaro , his grandson frowned " What's so funny , Old man ?"
Joseph took off his hat and smiled at his grandson " Hehe , sorry Jotaro . For some reason something made me proud and happy " The Kujo sighed before mumbling a certain catchphrase
" Yare yare daze "
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