Konosuba: A CPU's Blessing on this Wonderful World(OP Neptunia Male Reader)

19 - A Heavenly Battle

words = speaking
words = thinking
*words* = actions
WORDS = spells, or skills
words = Letters/notes/Diaries

No one's POV

Sena: KAZUMA SATOU!! We have found out where all the monsters from town have come from! It seems to be coming from Keeles's Dungeon, a place you explored just three days ago!

Kazuma: What, are you blaming for everything now?

Y/n: BTW, did you knock this time?

Sena: Why does that matter to you?

Y/n: Because you shouldn't just go barging into a person's house!!! That's incredibly rude, and you don't even know if the person even there!!!

Kazuma: *sigh* Y/n, just let it go.

Y/n: *sigh* Fine. Well, I know that I don't know anything about it, since I was in the Golden Summit at the time you guys were exploring that dungeon.

Kazuma: Okay then... Do any of you guys know anything about this?

Compa: No, I've been helping patients back at my school when we aren't going on quests.

Estelle: No clue.

Ram: I have no idea why it's happening.

Rom: Neither do I.

Megumin: Unless explosion magic is involved, I have no idea what's going on.

Darkness: Same for me. And I have done nothing of late to cause such problems.

Y/n: So Aqua, do you know what's going on?

Aqua: No, I don't know why or how or whatever! As a matter of fact, there should be less monsters because of me.

Y/n: Nepu?

Rom, Ram, and Yui: Huh?

Kazuma: *to Aqua* Come here.

Kazuma then drags Aqua over away from Sena and continues to talk.

Kazuma: Keep talking.

Aqua: Oh, well you see, I put all I could into the magic circle I drew in the lich's room. I made sure it was extra potent. It should keep all the icky things away for a long time.

Kazuma: Repeat that last part.

Aqua: Huh, what do you mean? It's like I said. The circle I drew was extra potent, and should keep all the icky monsters away for a-

Kazuma: Y/N!!! WE NEED IRIS HEART!!!!

Y/n(Iris Heart): Already here.

Aqua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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No one's POV

We see the team heading over to the area, with Kazuma and Y/n both angry, the others worried about Aqua, and Aqua covered in bruises and whip scars while crying.

Aqua: *crying* It wasn't my fault!! I swear it isn't!!

Kazuma: Whenever you do something helpful, we get screwed! It's like a sickness with you!