Bright: (suddenly interested) "Let's hear more."
Mild: (feeling upset) "I'm done talking."
Jin: "What?"
Mild: "What more do you want me to say?"
Tan: (counting his fingers) "The address, the phone number, person of refence etc"
Mild: "The question is will you afford it?"
Gulf: (bothered) "Why is that even a question?"
Mild: "basic sex services go at around fifteen hundred."
Tan: (with wide open eyes) "that much?"
Bright: (raising his hand) "I'm pledging 400 dollars so Gulf can have this service."
Tan: (raising his hand too) "I'll put in 400 too,"
Jin: "I have a nosy wife so I'll chip in 200"
Mild: "I'll put in 500 to make it fifteen hundred."
Bright: "We're set."
Tan: "When should he go?"
Gulf: (looking around and waving his hand to get their attention) "I'm here guys. Don't I have a say in this?"
Jin: (scolding Gulf) "Hey, your manhood is on the line do you think you have a say in this?"
Gulf: (scrunches his forehead with frustration) "You said my manhood,"
Tan: "That's why we are hurrying it. Because it's yours."
Mild: (jealous) "Why don't you guys be like that to get me a partner."
Bright: "Well, we gave up a long time ago."
Mild: "Did you even try?"
Tan: "All the people you met last year, where do you think they came from?"
Mild: (taken aback) "What are you talking about?"
Jin: "From Chris to Lucifer and everyone in between where do you think they came from?"
Mild: (in a duh tone) "My handsome face?"
Tan: (scoffs) "Dude, everyone you dated last year are our relatives."
Mild: (really shocked) "What!?"
Jin: "We tried mate. I can't believe I got in contact with Maria."
Gulf: (laughing) "Is that the cousin who lives the religious life?"
Jin: "Yes. She said Maria Magdalene is her role model."
Mild: "I remember her. I don't even know how I ended up going on a date with her. She came wearing clothes like a nun and it was not funny guys."
Bright: "Well we were testing your preferences."
Tan: "it was a journey of discovery."
Jin: "One that failed dismally."
Mild: "I met straight, gays, bi people. That was all ok but whose idea was it for me to meet a trans?"
Tan: "That's my special relative, and don't judge."
Mild: "I'm not judging, just that from all the people I met he was so beautiful and made me want to reconsider being a bachelor. He was that good and it scared me."
Bright: "As we highlighted before, it was a road of self discovery."
Mild: "One that I wasn't part of."
Tan: "Exactly. Where you can get friends like these?"
Mild: (opens his mouth and closes it again speechless)
Jin: "I mean we are wonderful humans."
Tan: "We are awesome."
Bright: "I agree with you."
Mild: "You're lucky I love you gents. Some monsters I saw last year, I still have nightmares."
GulF: (offended) "Hey, those are our relatives."
Mild: "I must say you guys have really weird relatives."
Bright: "It's the twenty first century dude. People do whatever."
Jin: (blurts out) "Jesus is coming back soon."
Mild: (looks at Jin) "I see why Maria is your relative."
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Friends Like These: Fivesome
FanfictionGulf has a predicament and his only solution is the CEO of a Professional Sex Club. He falls in another deeper predicament and he has nothing except for his daring carefree friends to help him solve it. A story about rare friendship between Gulf, B...