Friends Like These: Fivesome

The Second Predicament

Mild: "what is it this time?"

Gulf: "So I got some D."

Jin: "Finally."

Mild: (raising his glass) "Cheers to that."

Tan: "Tell us."

Gulf: "It was amazing"

Jin: "How's that a predicament again?"

Gulf: "It is a predicament. Listen."

Bright: "How so?"

Gulf: "Tried hooking up during the week but it didn't work."

Tan: "Did you shoot with him?"

Gulf: (faint smile) "Oh I did alright."

Jin: "But you couldn't raise it with a hooker."

Gulf: "Yeah."

Tan: "That's a predicament gentlemen.

Mild: "Do you need another fifteen hundred?"

Gulf: "I'll handle it guys thanks."

Tan: "You it's love when your friends keep on offering you money when you work at a bank."

Jin: "love like no other."

Mild: "You can be a member. I think that'll be easier."

Tan: "Or better still introduce us to him as your friends."

Jin: "I think signing up is better. Be a regular."

Tan: "Can't we invite him for a meeting?"

Mild: "On what grounds."

Jin: "He is your friend."

Mild: "Yeah a friend I haven't spoken to in forever."

Bright: "You can start now."

Mild: "I don't know."

Tan: (suspicious, voice so high) "Don't tell me you fucked the guy."

Mild: (glares at Tan then rolls his eyes) "Thing is, (pauses as he takes a deep breath) he is straight."

Bright: (ticked off by the claims) "Are we seriously going to do this right now?"

Mild: "What?" (Feeling wronged) I'm telling you."

Bright: "He just made Gulf's dick listen when no one else could."

Tan: "to put it bluntly, he resurrected a dead dick. ( To Gulf) no offense."

Gulf: "none taken."

Jin: "I can do that too,"

Everyone looks at him

Jin: "Not to Gulf to a gay guy."

Tan: "Don't be confusing our asses when we called your wife to straighten things out pun intended."

Jin: (sheepish)  "Bad joke sorry."

Bright: (holding his ground, to Mild) "He can't be straight."

Gulf: "I mean we made love so I don't think he is straight."

Everyone snap their head and look at him, eyes wide open with surprise😳😳

Tan: "You made what now?"

Jin: "Did I hear the L word?"

Mild: (shaking his head) "Dude be finding love in strangest places."

Bright: "I oppose this relationship."

Tan: "Who is talking about relationship?"

Bright: "He just said love, he said he can't get it up with other people a few minutes ago."

Gulf: "Why though?"

Bright: "Are you seriously asking me that?"

Jin: "I wanna know too."

Bright: "You're our baby, we can't let a confused dumbass be responsible for you."

Gulf: "I'm an adult. I can handle it."

Bright: "If he says he's gay I'll say ok."

Gulf: "What about if he's bi?"

Bright: (voice strong) No."

Gulf: (wining like a child) "That's not fair."

Mild: (lazily) "Let's just be bachelors."

Gulf: (insisting) "No. We had great chemistry."

Mild: (chuckles) Chemistry my foot."