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Their phones dings messages coming in from their group Fivesome.

Texting

Bright: I just left. Who paid for the drinks again?

Gulf: I paid. It was on me.

Jin: Whoever came with this group name must be questioned. My ass almost got dumped by my wife because of this stupid name. Speaking of my wife. I'm dead. I forgot to buy some groceries for her.

Tan: your wife has insecurity issues.

Jin: 😔Tell me about it.

Bright: Win is crying 🤦‍♀‍

Tan: Why are you always using these emojis?

Bright: The right to freewill?

Jin: Forget about the emojis, Your boyfriend has abandonment issues now that's your problem.

Bright: My husband loves me too much that's my problem?

Mild: That's not a problem dude.

Bright: I was gone for too long that's why.He doesn't like being alone.

Gulf: Just give him a baby to kill time with.

Bright: I'll buy him an enormous teddy bear. Good thinking buddy.

Mild: @Tan What's your excuse for leaving speechless?

Tan: need to prepare my D for tonight. U is at it again. I just hope I'll be drunk by the time I get home.

Jin: 😔mbn  to be your dick,

Bright: So after a perfect dramatic exit 😬I realized we didn't have the address for tomorrow.

Tan: Let's meet at Milds. He'll take us there.

Jin: Dress code?

Mild: Suit and Tie. Let's make a dramatic entry.

Jin: Mind you some of us are not going there to get sexed. That reminds me, 🤔should I take off my wedding band.

Tan: But you said you're not going to get sexed.

Jin: Well don't knock it until you try it.

Gulf: I'm getting a screenshot and sending it to Katy.

Jin: I  don't trust my wife with that information. Next thing you know she'll be trying to shove a strapped dildo up my ass.

Tan: Well it's till death do you part right?

Mild: vows be like, 'in sickness and in health. In gay and in straight. In taking turns fucking each other' lol 😆

Jin: Why are you so vulgar?

Mild: Why are you so gay?

Bright: Why do we have to continue texting as if we were not together all night?

Tan: The definition of true love.

Mild: Didn't you all breakup with me a while ago

Jin: We need you so we'll breakup after G gets some D

Mild: i just cant with you guys.

Bright: I'm home.

Gulf: TTYL

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