Friends Like These: Fivesome

The Call

Two weeks later. Hanging out at Gulf's place.

Tan: (eating pizza) "this is surprisingly good."

Mild: "I'm a chef you fool."

Tan: "I knew that but I just didn't know it would be this good."

Jin: "Right.  I'm blown away too."

Tan: "that aside, did you have to send a set of dicks though?"

Jin: "shouldn't you be saying thanks for saving your dick?"

Gulf: "did U like them?"

Tan: "he likes the vibrating ones. Did you have to tell him it was customized? He hasn't been bothering me."

Bright: "better than getting dick somewhere right?"

Tan: "y'all are amazing."

Jin: "is it still painful?"

Tan: "a bit when I pee."

Jin: "take it easy it'll be ok soon."

Gulf: "have you been going to work?"

Mild: "would his guys trust him if they knew their manager broke a boneless bone?"

Jin: "that's hilarious."

Tan: "I'm on a sick leave."

Bright: (To Gulf) "I heard you've been avoiding the sex CEOs calls."

Gulf: "I don't want to do it anymore."

Mild: (worried, voice soft) "you don't mean that."

Gulf: (embarrassed) "I do. I'll remain a bachelor and just do my thing."

Tan: (looking at Bright) "what did he do?"

Gulf: "he didn't do anything. He just looked down on me as if I'm a whore or something."

Jin: "he has to pay for that."

Bright: (feeling upset) "it was something if he made you cry."

Tan: (sitting up abruptly) "What?!"

Jin: (to Bright, confused) "he cried?"

Mild: (feeling angry) "why am I hearing this now?"

Gulf: (sees the bad reaction, trying to calm them down) "it's not a big deal."

Tan: "That son of a..." (speechless)

Jin: (serious not compromising) "it's a big deal if you cried."

Mild: "it's a huge deal. Wait, Let me call him."

Gulf: (looks at Mild surprised) "Right now?"

Tan: "you said you wanted to warm him up"

Mild: "we have a situation at hand can't you tell?"

Bright: "Yeah it has to be now. I have a business trip during the week I'll be gone for a few days."

Jin: "put it on loudspeaker"

Mild: (phone on loudspeaker) "Hello"

Mew: "it's been ages."

Mild: (not friendly cant hide his anger) "it has been. That's why I need to see you right now."

Mew: (voice worried) "is everything ok?"

Mild: (blunt) "not quite. I'm sending you an address, can you drop by this place as soon as you can I'll wait." (Ends call)

Gulf: (feels bad) "You didn't even give him time to respond."

Jin: (amused) "are you defending him?"

Gulf: (pouting) "He's going to hate me even more."

Bright: "do you trust us?"

Gulf: (muttering) "Why is that a question?"

Bright: "right, then don't worry about a thing. We've got your back."