What if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...
-POV/angel dust- I'd be lying if I said my life here in this pit of literal hell was great, nothin but nudity, violence and problematic language, the critics words not mine. All that stuff was fine when I was in my 60s in this trash hole, but now it just feels like a complete waste of an afterlife, so I quit my old job as a porn actor cause it was too boring and cruel, especially with my old boss trying to fuck me every time I go off stage, and just been wandering the streets smokin leaning on lamp posts hopin something in my life would change for the better
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Then I got to thinking about my friend from the surface, Steven. That kid was the only one who was ever nice to me, fuck he even wanted me to come back soon. If I'm being honest, I kinda miss the little brat, so I figured I would visit the kid, so we could get to know each other better. A few hours later, I make it up too, and boy was it crazy up here. The first thing I see is a stampede of gallimumus charging right at me!
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I was able to get out of the way, but when I look back, I see a huge T. rex lung out of the trees and rip one of the animals throat clean out
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Luckily I see a map of the place just hanging on a tree
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