Everette's treasure

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Moxxie: 🎶 Oh what a thrill, when the crimson starts to spill
And my Millie goes in for the kill
She takes away my breath
She's the angel of death, for me
Oh Millie!

She's my queen
It's like a dream
When I hear her victims start to scream
In and out of the sack, she's the ma-aniac for me
Oh, Millie!

When the blood starts drippin' down the walls
(Drip, drip, drip!)
And the bodies, start to fall
(Thud!)
My heart skips a beat
When my Millie's guns a-blazin' in the heat
(Bang, bang, bang!)

My assassin love
She makes the murderin' fun, for me
Oh la-da-dee!
Of all the imps in hell, it's for her that I fell
(It's for him that I fell)
Oh Millie~🎶

Just a as the two were about to kiss-

POW!!! A giant safe smashes him leaving only his left arm exposed as everyone comes to the scene

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POW!!! A giant safe smashes him leaving only his left arm exposed as everyone comes to the scene

Jack: MR MOXXIE!!! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!

Woog: woah! What happened?

Otis: is was me and Jack. Ya see we were trying to find one of his old toys he left up their on the balcony

Jack: but we accidentally shoved this giant safe off the ledge! I am so sorry!

Jack: but we accidentally shoved this giant safe off the ledge! I am so sorry!

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Sisu: "property of N.S". Who in the right mind is N.S?

Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the safe

Moxxie: Guys, help!

Pig: We'll isn't it obvious? A nearsighted sausage maker must have stowed it here.

Moxxie's arm inches back and he squeals in pain

Moxxie: [under his breath] Losing ox-!

Freddy: Or Napoleon's sister

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