What if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...
Steven was with his barnyard friends on the side of a huge cliff
Otis: alright boys here's the deal yo! It's a little creation of mine I like to call hill surfing
Steven: this sounds fun
Peck: are you sure this is safe Otis?
Otis: peck come on safe? It's completely safe! Since when isn't surfing safe?
Pig: he's got a point
Otis: okay, salt lick
Steven then found a giant salt crystal and Otis just street he up licked it
Otis: it's go time!
Pip: I'll try it I'm down, shotgun!
Pig: piggyback!
Peck: never! You are all gonna die!
Otis: oh! Wait a second, photo op!
Soon everyone got onto the board and posed like they were surfing, soon a gopher takes the picture and soon pig bites down on an apple
Otis: hey pig
Pig: yeah
Otis: where'd you get that apple?
Pig: this apple? Oh. Well it originally was attached to this
Otis: oh
They all realized it was the small apple tree that was keeping the board in place but soon it started to slide to the other side of the cliff. Soon they all were sliding down the deep slope screaming
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and soon they faced the direction and saw they were heading straight for a giant tree!
Otis: okay! Okay! Look this is bad enough! Please no one scream tree!
Everyone: TREE!!!
Soon Otis was able to steer the board around the tree and soon they were all relieved
Otis: yeah! Let's surf
Soon they headed for a canyon and then Otis surfed the cliffs like they were mad waves
Otis: woah hang in now boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!
Steven: Otis? Are we supposed to not yell rock either?
Soon they saw the rock ahead of them and that hit the board flinging it in the air. Soon they passed an oil house getting them all covered in oil, soon they were landing straight toward a
Otis: CHICKEN FARM!!!
Pip: oh I get it, we can't yell tree or rock, but you get to yell chicken farm
