What if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...
Steven and his friends were at the barn watching one of Otis favorite shows
Everyone was laughing really hard, even jack busted a lung which he was able to grow back with his immortality
Pig: boy that prank guy, he's a genius!
Otis: come on guys, I can do that show! What does he have that I don't?
Pip: let's see, his own show, good looks, fame, money, great pranks, writers
Otis: I got a couple of those
Bessie: a moron like you won't stand a chance against my pranks!
Rawhide: or mine! I once convinced my pal snag he was a girl in boys clothing for a whole day! (Snorts) still remember it like yesterday
Pig: quiet! The shows on again
Soon Otis walks off and soon he gets an idea
Otis: pip, ya thinking what I'm thinking?
Pip: that we should get a widescreen for the spirit zone with surround sound and in 3D so it can be like the movies?
Otis: no! We should totally prank rawhide (picks pip up with hoof hand) meet me at the cornfield when everybody's asleep
Pip: dude, ya had me at prank
Otis: good, get off my hand
Pip: but I like it. It's like having my own taxi
Otis: yeah seriously get off
Pip: okay ... Location- cornfield ... Otis: okay, you get over by pig and direct me
Pip: I still don't know what we're doing
Otis: we're making crop circles so everyone will think aliens landed, and sheriffs are terrified of aliens. And rawhide is a "sheriff" ergo, rawhide is terrified
Pip: so why is pig here?
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Otis: because pigs are excellent corn flatteners, he's like a steamroller, a fat snoring steamroller
Pip: your gonna roll him over and over while I'm running alongside him? He'll puke all over me!
Otis: no, think of it as getting hugged by chewed food
Pig then starts to wake up
Pig: wha? What's going on?
Otis: uh, nothing! Your dreaming! Your on a carnival ride, sleep! Sleep...
