Nightkiller And Cream Onshots Book [Request Opened]

drunk night (3)

Killer pov

I have given birth...

This *points at crescent* is mine

This is also mine *points at Merciless*

Oh and this one exist *points at a crying angst*

That is my loving husband *points at nightmare*

Nightmare: hello sweet heart! i love you! Also why did you give birth to 3 children...at the same day.

...

I dont know... im a dude that spawned children is that really this bad...

Dream: hi brother! I was so jelouse that you had a child that i made one with cross *points at lux and cross*

Nightmare:what you were so young! Why would give your virginity to oreo man?!

Dream: bitch... im older than 500 I think im old enough...

Nightmare: still doesnt justify you sleep you sleeping with cross.

Cross: *covers lux ears(?)* fuck you nightmare, why were you sleeping with rip off eyeless jack!

Killer: wait... wasnt this my point of veiw?

*all crescent, angst and merciless pop out of now where*

Dream: *gasp* they have more children! Lets got cross to the bedroom we need to make more.

Cross: ok...

*Cross and dream go to the frick chamber*

Nightmare: anyway this is my hot wife, she-

Killer: he!

Nightmare: sh- your a she now the fandom has spoken...

Killer: why...

Nightmare: i dont know... but all i know is that your my hot wife!

Killer;...  someone save me

Done!

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