Glee - The Beginning of Glee Club Book 1

Gold Gigger

At McKinley

Later In The Choir Room.

Jesse and Sebastian, Jamey were sitting with their friends while Rachel was sitting alone. "Did you guys watch the new movie called Ma?" Mercedes asks them. "Yeah, I like the way she kills people." Sebastian said to them while Kurt was looking at Jamey with longing. Will enters the choir room with some sheet music from a Kanye West song. "All right, guys. How about a little Kanye?" Will asks making everyone excited as they make their way to the front. "For the assembly?" Mercedes asks him. "No, We won't be ready in time. We're still doing disco. But we can fold this into our repertoire, and it'll be awesome at Regionals. Communication is the foundation of any successful music group. If we're going to succeed we need to communicate. You guys said you wanted modern music, I listened." Will said while giving everyone a music sheet. "Mr. Shue, we'd really like to not do disco at that assembly." Artie said to him but Will ignores him. "Finn, you're going to take the solo." Will said to him. "What? No, I...I can't do the solo, Mr. Shue. I'm still learning... learning how to walk and sing at the same time." Finn said to him making Jesse and Kurt giggle making Jamey look at Kurt. "No problem." Jamey said making everyone look at him. "I do it." Jamey said to them making everyone go 'Oooh' while Jamey takes off his jacket making Kurt go red. "I do it too." Sebastian said to them wanting to join his brother. "Okay, Mercedes, you know this?" Will asks her. "Oh, I got this." Mercedes said to him.

Mercedes
She take my money
When I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger
Way over town
That dig's on me.

And electric piano starts playing while Sebastian and Jamey walk in front of everyone.

(New Directions) Jamey
(She give me money)
Now I ain't sayin'
She's a gold digger
(When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin'
With no broke broke

(New Directions) Sebastian
(She give me money)
Now I ain't sayin'
She's a gold digger
(When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin'
With no broke broke

Sebastian walks over to Mercedes while Jamey walks over to Jesse and Kurt.

(New Directions) Jamey and Sebastian
(I gotta leave)
Get down, girl
Go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down, girl
Go 'head, get down

Jamey puts his hands on Kurt's shoulders and he moves him up and down with everyone doing the same thing and Jamey spins away from Kurt.

(New Directions) Jamey and Sebastian
(I gotta leave)
Get down, girl
Go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down, girl
Go 'head

Jamey and Sebastian (Artie)
(She give me money)
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
(When I'm in need)
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her under arm
(She give me money)
She said, "I can tell you rock
I can tell by your charm
(When I'm in need)
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by your charm
(I gotta leave)
And your arm but
I'm lookin' for the one
(I gotta leave)
Have you seen her?

New Directions
No, we ain't seen her

(New Directions) Jamey and Sebastian
(She give me money)
Now I ain't sayin'
She's a gold digger
(When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin'
With no broke broke
(She give me money)
Now I ain't sayin'
She's a gold digger
(When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin'
With no broke broke
(I gotta leave)
Get down, girl
Go 'head, get down
(Get, get, get, get down, oh)
(I gotta leave)
Get down, girl
Go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave)
Get down, girl
Go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave)
Get down, girl
Go 'head
(Get, get, get, get down, oh)

Jamey (Mercedes)
(She give me money)
Eighteen years, Eighteen years
(When I'm in need)
She's got one of your kids
Got you for eighteen years
(She give me money)
I know somebody
Payin' child support for one of his kids
(When I'm in need)
His baby mama's car crib is
Bigger than his

Sebastian (Mercedes)
(I gotta leave)
You will see him on TV
Any given Sunday
(I gotta leave)
Win the Super Bowl and
Drive off in a Hyundai
(I gotta leave)
She was supposed to
Buy your shorty Tyco
With your money
(I gotta leave)
She went to the doctor
Got lipo with your money
(She give me money)
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with your money
(When I'm in need)
Shoulda' got that insured
GEICO for your money, your money

Jamey (Mercedes)
(She give me money)
If you ain't no punk
(When I'm in need)
Holla we want pre-nup

New Directions
We want a pre-nup, yeah!

The group laughs at the end of the song while Will walks over to his sons. "All right, just like that. Ready?" Will asks them and they do it again.