Glee - The Beginning of Glee Club Book 1

Thong Song

At McKinley In Will's Choir Room Office

"You want me to what?" Jamey asks his father. "I want you to make a dance with the 'Thong Song' for Emma's wedding." Will said to him. "Why me?" Jamey asks him. "Well, maybe Kurt can help you out." Will said to him. "Yeah, but he doesn't like that type of music." Jamey said to him. "Maybe but if you were singing it and I know Kurt will enjoy his boyfriend singing that song to him." Will said to him making Jamey nod. "Are you and Sebastian keeping an eye on your guys' little sister?" Will asks him. "Yeah." Jamey said to him. "I know you two can't always be here but if she has a panic attack and you two or Kurt or anyone from the glee is not around. No one will help her."  Will said to him. "I understand." Jamey said to him.

In The Art Room

Kurt enters the room to see Jamey with a player. "Hey." Kurt said making Jamey look at him with a smile. "Hey." Jamey said and Kurt makes his way to Jamey and they share a hug. "What do you want to show me?" Kurt asks and Jamey sits him down. "I want you to watch me dance." Jamey said to him. "Okay." Kurt said to him and Jamey walks over to the player to play the song.

Jamey
This thing right here

Jamey sings while turning around to face Kurt.

Jamey
Is lettin' all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know, the finer things in life hehehe
Check it out

Kurt laughs a little while enjoying the song.

Jamey
Ooh that dress so scandalous
And you know another guy couldn't handle it

Jamey raps while walking over to Kurt and he takes his hands.

Jamey
See you shaking that thing like who's da ish

Jamey puts his hand on Kurt's cheek making Kurt smile at him.

Jamey
With a look in your eye so devilish

Jamey moonwalks away from Kurt.

Jamey
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip-hop spots

Jamey raps while popping out his foot and he does a spin.

Jamey
Then you cruise through the crews like connect the dots

Jamey raps while putting his hand on his shoulder and he pops it a few times.

Jamey
Not just urban, she likes the pop
Cause she was living la vida loca

Jamey walks over to Kurt and he takes Kurt's hands pulling him to the middle of the room. Jamey places Kurt in front of him and Jamey stands behind him.

Jamey
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Everything Jamey rap, 'truck' he pops his head out from behind Kurt making him laugh.

Jamey
Thighs like what? What? What?

Jamey spins out from behind Kurt who looks at him. Jamey does body rolls backward into Kurt.

Jamey
Baby, move your butt, butt, butt
I think I'll sing it again

Jamey spins around Kurt and stops in front of him.

Jamey
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what? What? What?
All night long

Jamey spins again and traps on his own foot making him hit the floor. "Oh my god." Kurt said and he stops the music and he kneels down to Jamey. "You okay?" Kurt asks him while Jamey runs his hand through his hair. "Does it work?" Jamey asks with his eyes close. "Yeah." Kurt said to him making Jamey sit up. "But I don't think it works for you." Kurt said to him. "What do you mean?" Jamey asks him. "The first time I heard you sing was not a rap. I love that part of your voice." Kurt said to him making Jamey smile. Jamey leans in for a kiss while putting his hand on Kurt's waist pulling him closer. Kurt puts his hand through Jamey's hair feeling that his hair was very soft. After a few minutes, they pull away, and Kurt smiles. "Thanks, I'm definitely gay." Jamey said to him making Kurt laugh a little.