13 - salmon fucker

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- group chat -
tommy - gremlin 👹
tubbo - bee boy 🥺✨
ranboo - ender associate 🤪
avalon - the letter 👍🏻

a minor marathon
group chat

sunday 10:37 pm

gremlin 👹
oi woman

the letter 👍🏻
yes child?

gremlin 👹
AHAHAHA YOU HAVE SCHOOL WELL IM HERE
I SHOULD SHOW UP FOR LIKE AN ASSEMBLY OR SOME SHIT
MAYBE TAG ALONG SIDE NOAH
AND JUST ANNOY THE PISS OUT OF YOU

bee boy 🥺✨
could i come too??

the letter 👍🏻
here's thought.
how about non of you come, heh? what about it

ender associate 🤪
maam
i actually have class
do i just not go

the letter 👍🏻
no no noah you can come
your my favorite after all
:D

gremlin 👹
EXCUSE ME
DID THE PUZZLE WE DID TOEGTEHR MEAN NOTHING TO YOU WOMAN

bee boy 🥺✨
avaaaaaa
what about me?
i've gotta at least be better than tommy

ender associate 🤪
who's tommy? i only know a gremlin.

bee boy 🥺✨
sorry.
i have to be better than tommy right?

the letter 👍🏻
of course tubs
your second favorite
real close to being top
noah needs to step it up.

ender associate 🤪
avaaaaaaaaaaa
tell what i need to do.

gremlin 👹
simp

the letter 👍🏻
just gonna ignore that
ok here it is.
on monday, i'm sitting with you at lunch. that is all i ask of you my dear ender associate.

ender associate 🤪
of course you can! i already thought you were going to lolz
i only sit with one other kid most days, his name is jake, he's pretty chill

the letter 👍🏻
thank you boooo
haha get it? boo like ranboo
damn i'm so funny

ender associate 🤪
😀
definitely

gremlin 👹
AVA HES SMILING

bee boy 🥺✨
HES REALLY SMILING HOLY SHIT
deffo flerting

gremlin 👹
vouch
HAHAHAHAHAHA SHES NOT SAYING ANYTHING
TUBBO WE DID IT
WE BROKE A

bee boy 🥺✨
WE ARE POPPING OFF TOMMY
gremlin*

gremlin 👹
SUCK IT AVA
WE MADE YOU SHUT UP
NOW I CAN NEVER STOP
FEEL MY POWER
YES
WHOS THE GREMLIN NOW HEH

the letter 👍🏻 added salmon fucker 😀 to the chat

salmon fucker 😀
what is this
oh
oh i see
tommy

gremlin 👹
HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET YOUR NUMBER

the letter 👍🏻
schlatt
salmon fucker 😀
i swear to god someday that mans gonna dox me
ok moving on
tommy
tubbo
apologize.

bee boy 🥺✨
dear ava,
i'm quite sorry if i cause you any disturbance.
i simply thought your should know when one of our best friends was smiling like an idiot because of your text ;D
- tubbo, bee boy, toby.

the letter 👍🏻
thank you kindly tubbo.
your now my favorite.
sorry boo
🤠
is he smiling again
if so please take a picture god damnit

bee boy 🥺✨
(insert photo of noah smiling like an idiot. sorry love ya girls is lazy as fuck)

gremlin 👹
(inserts same photo)
THERE
DO I GET POINTS NOW

salmon fucker 😀
apologize

gremlin 👹
YOUR STILL HERE?!
ok jeez
sorry ava
everything tub said
tommy

ender associate 🤪
eh at least he tried right? that's what counts
probably

the letter 👍🏻
vouch

monday 2:16 am

the letter 👍🏻
ayo
anyone up
shawty can't sleep
that damn monster in my closet
fiddle sticks
oh wait
imma name them
yea that right
they/them
no misgenderjng here
or i swear to god
i have a lot of fire.
(no what this totally isn't the author speaking what no never 🤪🤪)
hellllllo
wait read that in technos voice
it's like
hulllllllo
is any up
wake up bitches
helllllllo
god you all suck

ender associate 🤪
ava please
go to bed
you have school in like three hours
please
for boo?
hehe
;)

the letter 👍🏻
ok :)
but only if my best friend insists
night

ender associate 🤪
night boo

bee boy 🥺✨
GUYS I HAD MY RINGER ON
PLEASE SHUT
UP
also
d e f f o f l e r t i n g

a/n sup you big booty bitches
this is just a filler chapter
cause the next one will be longer
as avalon is gonna get her education
😀😀
only took 13 chapter jesus chris-
ok
see y'all next chap
hehehehehehehehehheheehheeheheheheheheh
that was weird
movin on

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