"You know you have the shittiest timing ever!!!"
"Why are you so annoyed??""Because you ruined my fucking one day holiday, my fucking hot moment uffffff....... Damn that hot stripper. I so wanted to fuck him!!!!"
"And become a sinner, and I will personally whack your ass in the hell Johnny.""Duh!! Like seriously I am the fucking guard of the fucking demon lord who lives in a fucking hell surrounded by fuckers and I can't even fucking fuck, just what the fuck Jaehyun!!!"
"I never made the rules Johnny."
Jaehyun rolled his eyes annoyed by his friends behavior. He just summoned Johnny to accompany him on his work. And by work he means to catch the notorious souls whose time on earth is over but they still lurk behind. Of course he can just order someone to do it, but where's the fun then. Its the only time he enjoy his powers while capturing the deadliest and darkest souls.
But Johnny was being a headache. He was constantly nagging him for summoning him when he was about to fuck this pretty guy he saw in a bar and even paid for it.
"I just saved you from becoming a sinner, you dick head."
"Oh just shut up you fuck face!! I am practically walking with a boner right now and its all your fault!!!"
Jaehyun sighed.
So much for asking for a company.
"But seriously who made this dumb rule. How come Mark is able to sleep with Hyuck, and don't get me started about the Norenmin trio, they eat each other practically every single damn minute. Then why are we two doomed dude!"
"Johnny I am telling this to you for the billionth time already, I am the king of hell and you are next to the throne. You know the situations already, don't you? And for those kids, they don't fuck, they make love, with their other half Johnny. Lust is sin but not making love with your other half."
The demon lord was having a hard time in controlling his annoyance but he knew he actually ruined his best friend's one day holiday.
"Whatever!!!! They keep being lovey dovey in front of me all the damn time and it burns my ass from jealousy!!!"
"Okay now stop with your lonely ass and get ready. I can see the soul. Let's get him."
Johnny groaned in frustration but nevertheless took his spiritual sword out and headed after his friend to catch the devilish soul."Taeyong!!!! It's not funny!!!!"
Ten fumed in anger as the elder was rolling with laughter."Come on Taeyong, don't tease him like that." Taeil scolded him.
"I-I am sorry but this is just funny!!" he again rolled with laughter.
"NO ITS NOT!!!"
"So you just rubbed his member and his body heated like boiling water, and it scaled your ass because you were sitting on his lap.How is this even possible?
Come on! you were just drunk, accept it already okay!" Taeyong said after regaining his composure."No I was not!!! I saw it with my own fucking eyes. That elephant dick was having unusual body temperature. My hands were burning for fuck sake. He had red glowing eyes too I swear and my ass still is has little red bumps!!!" Ten had lost all his patience. He just told his friends about the night and guess what.........one is laughing his ass off while other seemed unfazed by his story.
Do they think i am joking??!!
"Its okay Ten we believe you. Its not fully truth then not a lie either. Now calm down and have your lunch .....okay?" the eldest tried to calm him down.

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HEAVEN IN HELL || jaeyong [Incomplete]
Fanfiction"I am the Demon Lord!" "Yeah and I am Captain America. Now get out!!" ✨demon au ✨jaeyong ff ❗❗❗❗********////This is 1000......0000% "FICTIONAL". The characters in this work has absolutely no relation wit...