"The wizard is coming!"
"You hoe's know fucking wizards?!"
To be honest, these dorks don't tell me anything. Like I'm hot, have issues but I have a heart of gold, so why can't you tell me things?
"Dr. Strange is coming, he has some sort of thing, I don't know.."
"What sort of name is Dr. Strange-"
"One of a surgeon"
I turned to see the wizard in a red cap standing behind me, I mean cool entrance bestie.
"That was smooth.."
"I'm Dr. Steven Strange.." He said, holding out his hand.
"Your a surgeon?"
"Brain surgeon.."
"Like Mc Dreamy?!"
"No.. who's Mc Dreamy?"
"Little grey?"
"No, is this child okay?"
"Amelia Shepherd?"
"Tony your kid is malfunctioning-"
"Tom Koracick?!"
"Who are these people?!"
"Tony, your wizard is dumb.."
Yeah no bestie was offended by this, but I'm too hot to care, wow I am so funny. Tony was not pleased by my behaviour and you know what, that's understandable.
"So why do you keep this child around?"
"Because I'm really hot and-"
"Because she's powerful when she isn't being insane.." Tony said, interrupting me.
"Insane in the membrane.." I laughed.
"Right, well I am going to need to see Steve in a meeting, about world things.." Strange said, changing the subject.
"Okay, thats if he isn't with my least favourite Carter-"
"What did I say about constant Sharon slander?" Tony said in response to my comment.
"That its acceptable in every way and she deserves it-"
"No, it's not okay!"
"Hm, but it's funny.."
I saw Tony looking at Steve out of the corner of his eye, then whispering to me.
"Keep going, capsical just wants me to think I'm on his side.."
See, Tony isn't a traitor. Almost makes up for the not telling me about the wizard thing.
"Well cool. See ya wizard dude!"
"It's Dr. Strange!"
"Okay bestie.."
"I am not you 'bestie'-"
"Just go with it, you aren't going to win with her.."
Tony walked Steven to Steve, then returning to me to with a sort of disappointed look on his face.
"Well I think that went swimmingly.."
"You are really bad at reading situations.."
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The Gen-Z Avenger (One-Shots!)
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