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Gtgfast

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Me: ayo

Me: Iidad

Gtgfast: What in the ever loving lord Cheesus could you possibly want from me today.

Me: bro I

Gtgfast: Hurry up and state your business so this conversation can end quicker.

Me: ah yeah, Aizawa sensei told me to send those documents to you so you can come with me to court

Gtgfast: Alright. Have you practiced what you're gonna say to the judge? You mustn't say anything rude.

Me: mhm yeah

Me: Im gonna plead guilty and request the death penalty

Gtgfast: ...

Gtgfast: You ... Have a parking ticket.

Me: thats irrelevant

Me: a crime is a crime

Me: sinners should be murdered

Gtgfast: I don't disagree, and frankly I would not lose sleep over your death, however I assume that Bakugou will be a million times more annoying without you so Id rather keep you alive.

Gtgfast: For now.

Me: for now...?

Gtgfast: Yes. For now.

Gtgfast: Until I find a suitable replacement for you.

Me: uhmm Oki I guess

Me: did you have breakfast yet?

Gtgfast: No. I've just finished brushing my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste far too effervescent.

Me: I have no idea what the hell any of that meant

Gtgfast: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, toothpaste helps to keep them clean and strong.

Me: salty much

Me: so...

Me: what's for breakfast ?

Gtgfast: ... Food generally.

Gtgfast: Stop bothering me. I am having breakfast.

Me: I meaaan

Me: watcha having?

Gtgfast: An unwanted conversation.

Me: uhm but is your meal bussin tho

Gtgfast: What?

Me: is it bussin

Gtgfast: Please just stop talking to me.

Me: sorry one last question

Me: would you like to have upsexy for dinner? 

Gtgfast: What?

Me: do you want some upsexy for dinner?

Gtgfast: What the hell is upsexy?

Me: nothing much what about u cutie?

Gtgfast: Do you want me to send you to the hospital?

Me: if you'll come visit me then sure

Gtgfast: I will most definitely not.

Gtgfast: I don't quite like spending my free time in your presence.

Me: what DO you like?

Gtgfast: I like several things. From art to sports, even school work is something I consider a form of entertainment. I also enjoy watching murder mysteries.

Me: ohhhh

Me: you've been a suspect in a murder case yourself hahahahahahhaha

Gtgfast: Haha. Im about to be in TWO murder cases if you don't stop bothering me right this instant.

Me: damnnn

Me: I refuse to be murdered by human sonic on steroids

Gtgfast: Ok you human embodiment of an universal disappointment.

Me: DAMNNNN WHAT

Me: Im not a UNIVERSAL disappointment. Im a local disappointment. I still have lots of things Im good at.

Gtgfast: Name one of those things.

Me: uhhh multitasking

Me: I can write an entire battle strategy while having a mental breakdown at the same time

Me: stay woke

Gtgfast: That is grammatically incorrect. It is "Awake"

Me: your face is grammatically incorrect

Gtgfast: Your EXISTENCE is grammatically incorrect.

Me: (・◇・)

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