Dabbing

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Unknown

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Unknown: I have found you

Me: new number who dis

Unknown: bruh thats how you reply
to some scary sentences like that?

Me: ain't the first time man

Unknown: whattt you for real??
Who's out to kill my girl

Me: bitchhh you tell me

Me: who're you anyway

Unknown: the one and only,
magical, handsome, lovely, Dabi

Me: oh w o w
if it aint the
emo todoroki son

Unknown: yooo WHAT

Me: hold up I just gotta-

(Your contact name) changed Unknown to Jackskellington

Jackskellington: BITCH WHAT

Me: lmao

Me: was contemplating on
Jackskellington or Smalldick

Me: so you should be fucking happy

Jackskellington: you ain't never
seen my dick before

Me: bro you literally have
small dick energy

Me: Ive got penis enlargement pills

Jackskellington: why the fuck
do you have those

Me: for my 19 inch spiritual dick

Me: payment for the pills
is to suck my spiritual dick

Jackskellington: who taught you
these things

Me: Dadzawa-sensei

Me: your face is fucking ugly
I can't believe you're related to Shouto

Jackskellington:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS
BEAUTY OF A FACE

Jackskellington: You've been
diagnosed with the blind

Jackskellington:
and with the tasteless

Me: yooo my standards
are below Katsuki,
he's got a face only
a mother would love yet
my standards are below him

Me: meaning that
you're just fucking ugly lol

Jackskellington: fuck off

Jackskellington: I can drive,
you cant, 1 point for me

Me: I want to learn how to drive

Jackskellington: okay,
Bakugou and Kirishima are
walking on the road, quick,
which do you hit?

Me: oh definitely Katsuki,
I could never hurt my bro Eji

Jackskellington: oh my god

Jackskellington: the BRAKES,
you hit the fucking BRAKES

Jackskellington: how are you
not a villain

Me: I played my cards right
and was lucky enough
to not get Endeavor
as my pops

Jackskellington: no-one is your pops

Me: INSENSITIVE LITTLE SHIT

Jackskellington: ai whatever

Jackskellington: you know,
I heard you like bad boys

Me: uhuh?

Jackskellington: now,
I dont mean to brag but,

Jackskellington: one time
I signed up for club penguin
WITHOUT my parents permission

Me: perfect.

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a wild Dabi has appeared

had this saved for tomorrow but I couldn't wait lmao, heres the new update for sunday

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