(Kiribaku on their way to kill whoever is in their babygirl's house)
B-b-bakusquad
Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Pinky, Earlyroki, (Y/N)
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Me: shit
Bakuhoe: what the fuck happened now?
Bakuhoe: its fucking 3 AM
Me: Katsu,,,
today might be the day I will die
Bakuhoe: thank fuck finally
Me: bitch.
Ejibro: NOOOOO BRO DONT DIE
Earlyroki: y
Sebro: aww don't worry,
we'll make sure to give you a nice funeral...
if you updated your will
Pinky: like she has anything of worth.
Sebro: damn Mina
Pikapika: BRO NO
Pikapika: ICANTLIVEWITHOUTYOU
Me: I love you all
but Im not kidding right now,,
I swear to Cheesus there is something
in my house and its not
Hajime nor Hayato
Me: Hajime is working like always
and Cheesus know where Hayato is
Bakuhoe: shit are you serious???
(Y/N) don't do anything stupid,
Im on my fucking way
Me: lmaoooo should I go out
and act like one of those
white people in horror movies
Me: that was lowkey racist,
my bad, but we all know its true lol
Sebro: he JUST warned you
not to do anything stupid,
and here she goes
Earlyroki: I would pay to watch us
in a horror movie tbh
Me: damn Im joking bruh
and same baby
Pinky: oh she definitely not joking
Ejibro: Im in the bus now,
Ill be there in 20 minutes,,
please stay hidden somewhere
Me: maaan yall act like
I don't have a quirk
Me: Im the third strongest in our class,
stop babying me
Pinky: that might be true
but in your neighborhood are crazy villains with powerful quirks,
just hide, don't try to show off
Bakuhoe: (Y/N) YOU STAY IN A LOCKED ROOM OR I WILL BEAT U UP SO BAD
I AM NOT JOKING
Me: nooooo
Me: Im going out and
try getting myself killed
Pinky: not*
Me: I know what I said.
Earlyroki: mood.
Pinky: lmfao
Sebro: LMAOOOOO
Bakuhoe: (Y/N) SHIT
IM THERE IN 15 MINUTES
STOP FUCKING EVERYTHING UP IN YOUR LIFE FOR ONCE AND STAY OUT OF
HARMS WAY
Me: what was that
you undeserving fuck truck
Pinky: a what?
Pikapika: even in scary situations,
she makes beautiful insults.
Ejibro: Kami, Sero, Mina, Shinsou
try distracting her from making
bad life choices please
while Bakugou and I hurry over there
Pinky: okay uhhh,
Sero tell us a story
Pikapika: oooo yeyyy storytime
Earlyroki: oo finally I will be able
to fall asleep
Sebro: uhhhh
Sebro: so this one time,
Bakugou and Todoroki got into
an argument
Sebro: and we had to tape him to a chair
Me: Katsuki?
Sebro: no, that's where the plot twist comes, we didn't have to tape Bakugou
nor Todoroki to a chair, no, instead
we had to tape Aizawa-sensei to a chair.
Pinky: why Aizawa-sensei?
Where were we when this happened????
Sebro: oh this happened
when the girl went on that
trip with midnight,,
Sebro: We taped Aizawa to the chair
so Bakugou and Todoroki could fight
Sebro: wasn't that a lovely story?
Me: lovely my butt
Me: tell a better story
you fool
Earlyroki: his stories are far
more boring than I expected
Pikapika: why don't you tell us one (Y/N)
Me: okay
Me: my boy Aoyama
sent me a text once saying
"Ill speak french between your legs"
Me: it was the hottest thing
someone ever said to me
Pinky: why am I just imagining
someone screaming "BONJOUR"
at a penis
Sebro: SACRE BLEU
MADEMOISELLE VAGINA
Pikapika: HON HON HON
TITTY CROISSANTS
Me: TITTY CROISSANTS
Earlyroki: none of you
should ever be having sex.
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Aye so next chapter will be a follow up to this one!
Sorry for not updating lately! Im in a shitty mood and I can't focus on anything lately so please don't hate me!
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