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Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Pinky, (Y/N)

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Pikapika: (Y/N) what are
you doing

me: laying in bed eating cereal

Mina: oooooo

Pikapika: what would you do
if I was next to you

Me: Id eat my cereal

Pikapika: and if the cereal
wasn't there

Me: then I would get up
and get cereal

Sebro: Nice try Kaminari

Ejibro: You know how
some people send nudes
and dick pics without you
asking for them?

Me: Yeah bro, had a few
from Mineta and believe me
it will haunt you forever.

Pinky:

Me: Mineta's dick is what I see in my rooms corner when I have sleep paralysis

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Me: Mineta's dick is
what I see in my rooms corner
when I have sleep paralysis.

Bakuhoe: Do you want me
to cut it off?

Me: I mean, yeah to be honest.

Pikapika: Aint that a bit extreme

Sebro: Handling extreme
people needs
extreme measures

Pikapika: true that

Pinky: Haha Mineta
disgusts me

Bakuhoe: He's more disgusting
than fucking deku

Me: I can actually feel
the huge amount of hate
that comes from you
whenever you think about Izuku

Ejibro: Yeah man, why do
you hate the little guy so much.
He's done nothing wrong Bakubro

Bakuhoe: He's a filthy
fucking liar who deserves to DIE

Sebro: Lmao and this is how
he feels towards Midoriya.
He must really want to
destroy Mineta then.

Me: He has my permission

Pinky: Mine too

Pikapika: Wait Kirishima,
werent you telling us something???

Ejibro: OH RIGHT,
I forgot all about it

Me: Unasked dick pics and nudes,
what about them, Ejirou?

Ejibro: I received several
nudes of girls around age 17,
and I just have no idea how to reply.
I don't enjoy their pictures and I want it to stop. Any advice?

Pikapika: Lucky fucker

Sebro: Wow, might as
well ask (Y/N) for a nude

Me: Already sent him mine.
Anyway, that's irrelevant.
Which fucking bimbo
disgusted my baby boy's eyes with
their unholy bodies.

Sebro: You tryna say your
body is holy?

Bakuhoe: To be real fuckin
honest the spinosaurus's body
is pretty damn fine.

Pinky: Of course it is.
Im lucky to have been privileged
enough to be able to touch her body

Ejibro: guys! focus!

Pikapika: Oh right, you
wanted advice

Ejibro: yeah!

Pikapika: well don't ask me,
Ive never gotten any nudes
in my whole life

Sebro: lmao I welcome
all nudes so I don't have
any advice for you buddy.

Bakuhoe: nobody dares to
send me nudes except for (Y/N)

Bakuhoe: who does it all the time

Pikapika: wowowoowowow

Pinky: yeah she sends
allot to me too

Ejibro: Ive gotten a few too

Me: lol you should be
thanking me

Me: But, baby you should
just block those people.
You shouldn't associate yourself
with any girls like that. Except for me and Ashido because we are fun bitches

Pinky: damn right

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