Author's personal favorite villain

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Jackskellington

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Me: hey handsome

Jackskellington: oh yeah
that's me baby

Me: lmaoooo

Me: I tried unfollowing
the person that ruined my life
on instagram

Me: but it said edit profile

Jackskellington: lmao same

Jackskellington: I ate like
84 fucking chicken nuggets today

Jackskellington: and
I hate myself for it

Me: nah man you deserve
the universes congratulations for that

Me: that's fucking awesome

Me: ok but Ive been wondering,
why did you guys let the hand fetish dude name yall such a boring name

Me: why not

Me: League
Of
Villainous
Evildoers
Maniacally
United
For
Frightening
Investments in
Naughtiness

Jackskellington: you want us
to be called LOVEMUFFIN ?

Me: oh I- yeah.

Me: you know what's funny?
I always remember things
about other people,
but forget things about myself

Jackskellington: like?

Me: Once I forgot my own last name
but I was able to tell someone
Bakugou's entire backstory
in one go

Jackskellington: that's alright,
just use mine next time someone asks.

Me: thanks

Me: WAIT WHAT

Me: you know what

Jackskellington: what?

Me: I get why hand fetish
became a villain

Jackskellington: and why is that?

Me: he can't masturbate

Jackskellington: -oh..

Jackskellington: OH SHIT
YOU RIGHT

Jackskellington: I gotta be honest
with you

Me: hm?

Jackskellington: my first thought
when I saw that Bakugou kid was

Jackskellington: "its feral"

Jackskellington: I don't know
how the fuck you get along
with that loud ass motherfucking
hormonal teenager

Me: yo Im a teenager too

Jackskellington: that's different,
you're dead inside and that makes you fun

Me: ooo that was a real compliment,
thank you

Jackskellington: I gotchu.

Me: what do you think
is the height of stupidity

Jackskellington: hmmm

Jackskellington: how tall are you again?

Me: bitch
Im gonna smack you

Jackskellington: (Y/N) if you were a flower

Jackskellington: you'd be a
DAMN-delion

Me: ain't that a weed

Jackskellington: ...

Jackskellington: weed of my heart

Jackskellington: Im gonna
get some sleep now, ttyl

Me: yeah,
being so pretty must be tiring

Jackskellington: then you
must be exhausted

Me: oh wow

Me: smooth

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