Lunchlady

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Failed Abortions

Stinkslikeshit, Fatherthatdidntdisappear, you

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Me: they call me coffee
because I grind so fine

Stinkslikeshit: they call me coffee
because I keep you up past two AM

Fatherthatdidntdisappear: they call me coffee because Im bitter and
most people don't like me
without changing an aspect
of what I am

Stinkslikeshit: I ain't even gonna
say some shit like "nahhh that aint true"
cause it really be like that

Me: for real tho

Me: some people
don't like you even
after changing you

Me: you are just a real
mean ass bitch-Onii-sama

Me: Im changing Hajime-nii's
contact name cause its hella long

(Your Contact Name) changed Fatherthatdidn'tdisappear to Lunchlady

Lunchlady: WHY

Me: cause you make my food

Stinkslikeshit:
AAHAHHAHAHHA
AMAZING

Stinkslikeshit: (Y/N) Ill buy
you ice cream as a reward
seeing as Im the best Oniichan ever

Me: wow.
Hajime-nii did you see
what he said

Stinkslikeshit: oh shit

Lunchlady: Goodluck coming out of the basement, Hayato.

Stinkslikeshit: NOOO ANEKI
DONT LOCK ME IN HERE
IM SORRY

Me: where's my popcorn??

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is there anyone that wants more Hayato and Hajime or are these considered as fillers?

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